Slam Shawtys On My Dick

"Ladies if you never dated a gamer before could you please consider it? I think we make pretty good boyfriends
For example:
We play some of the most difficult games that include some of the toughest boss battles so I know we'd be able to handle you on your periods
Next, true gamers don’t cheat. Most of us are just gaming 24/7 so we wouldn't really have time to anyways
I do have a girlfriend in Final Fantasy 14 Online howеver she's purely cosmеtic and she doesn’t mean anything to me
Also we're really good with our hands for those late night massages."

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Gucci flip-flops, fuck it, hit your bitch in my socks
This a big watch, diamonds drippin' off of the clock
Pull the six out, wintertime, droppin' the top
Give it to they pussy ass, turn this shit up a notch
Gucci flip-flops (Fuck it), make her kick rocks (Bust it)
This a big clock, check the wristwatch (Check it)

"Shut the fuck up fake ass n***a"
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"Kill yourselves. Peter! Come on it's just a goof"