UNRELATABLE
[Intro]
Yeah, n***a, all these chains on me, I ain't never worked a day in my life
Fuck all jobs, fuck all employers, fuck all employees, fuck all that shit
If you gotta work a job to pay rent, I hate your fucking guts
Fuck with me
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Broke as shit, just like the AC in your car, motherfucker)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (I'm a trust fund baby)
You n***as are some bums (I'm a trust fund baby)
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Huh, huh, huh, baby)
[Verse 1]
All these damn streams, y'all donе made a n***a rich, see?
Rough 'cause you broke and payin' bills, car is rusty
I bе eatin' caviar, you be eatin' Applebees
"They got a ten-dollar-meal deal, let's respect it, please"
How many times you been left on read?
How many times have you wished you were dead?
Me? I be jumpin' out of planes
Eat the finest of wings with my boo bae thing in Tibet
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Only-getting-water-at-the-restaurant-ass bitch)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Better pray your city got public transportation, n***a)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Couldn't live how you live, couldn't live how you live)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no—
[Verse 2]
Just spent ten thousand on my lunch
Just spent ten thousand on my dinner
How much would you spend on brunch? ("Ten bucks?")
Okay, see, you're a bum
You're a brokie, you got no money
I'm laughing at you 'cause your life is funny
You work every day? ("Yes")
That must be crummy
My life's a vacation, I'm on it with honeys
I'm on it with bands
I'm on it and vibing with people you wish you could have in your life
But you fail and you flop so you'll never be like me
Your life's not exciting, you drivin' a Honda
"Reliable car!"
For the sake of this argue, it makes you a loser though, that's not my problem
Respect to the vehicle, driver is corny
And driver is you, and you not good for nothin'
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (I get the freshest slices at the delicatessen, n***a)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Still use Afterpay, yo, shit is convenient, yo)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Pay to live, pay to live, rrr)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho
[Outro]
Yeah, you ain't never gon' own a home, motherfucker
At least, not according to the current trajectory of this economy
White people, replace "n***a" with the word "dude" when you sing this song in the privacy of your home
Y'all be slick, thinkin' you can get away with it when you alone
I see you, n***a, I hear you
Come fuck with me, heh, Zay
Yeah, n***a, all these chains on me, I ain't never worked a day in my life
Fuck all jobs, fuck all employers, fuck all employees, fuck all that shit
If you gotta work a job to pay rent, I hate your fucking guts
Fuck with me
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Broke as shit, just like the AC in your car, motherfucker)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (I'm a trust fund baby)
You n***as are some bums (I'm a trust fund baby)
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Huh, huh, huh, baby)
[Verse 1]
All these damn streams, y'all donе made a n***a rich, see?
Rough 'cause you broke and payin' bills, car is rusty
I bе eatin' caviar, you be eatin' Applebees
"They got a ten-dollar-meal deal, let's respect it, please"
How many times you been left on read?
How many times have you wished you were dead?
Me? I be jumpin' out of planes
Eat the finest of wings with my boo bae thing in Tibet
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Only-getting-water-at-the-restaurant-ass bitch)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Better pray your city got public transportation, n***a)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Couldn't live how you live, couldn't live how you live)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no—
[Verse 2]
Just spent ten thousand on my lunch
Just spent ten thousand on my dinner
How much would you spend on brunch? ("Ten bucks?")
Okay, see, you're a bum
You're a brokie, you got no money
I'm laughing at you 'cause your life is funny
You work every day? ("Yes")
That must be crummy
My life's a vacation, I'm on it with honeys
I'm on it with bands
I'm on it and vibing with people you wish you could have in your life
But you fail and you flop so you'll never be like me
Your life's not exciting, you drivin' a Honda
"Reliable car!"
For the sake of this argue, it makes you a loser though, that's not my problem
Respect to the vehicle, driver is corny
And driver is you, and you not good for nothin'
[Chorus]
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (I get the freshest slices at the delicatessen, n***a)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Still use Afterpay, yo, shit is convenient, yo)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho (Pay to live, pay to live, rrr)
You n***as are some bums
Nine-to-five ho, you got no life, ho
[Outro]
Yeah, you ain't never gon' own a home, motherfucker
At least, not according to the current trajectory of this economy
White people, replace "n***a" with the word "dude" when you sing this song in the privacy of your home
Y'all be slick, thinkin' you can get away with it when you alone
I see you, n***a, I hear you
Come fuck with me, heh, Zay