[Intro]
I need someone to help me, I'm livin' in hell
I wish I was more healthy, and I helped myself
I need someone around me, I wanna do well
I might go place a bounty on my fuckin' s-

[Verse 1]
I need someone to help me, I'm livin' in hell
I wish I was more healthy, and I helped myself
I need someone around me, I wanna do well
I might go place a bounty on my fuckin' self

[Chorus]
I really hate to be a pessimist with you
I just really expect you to be rude
I need to spend some time in asylums too
Wrote a lot about it in my diary, part two
Every time I try to speak up you say, "Ew"
I thought I would get taller but I never grew
When I was a little kid, I liked Minions too
I want to steal the moon like I'm fuckin' Gru

[Verse 2]
I hope when you see cigs, you fuckin' think of me
You really gonna go try and find your fish in the sea?
I was smokin' a Backwoods, I felt so free
I start to walk backwards when I'm smoking weed
I'm fuckin' drunk at this IHOP, I hope you know
That you make my whole heart stop when you wear no clothes
Sitting in my attic, watchin' my favorite show
I would really like it if i could move slow
I was watching an addict [?]
I'm a fuckin' asshole, I'm sure you know
[Outro]
I really hate to be a pessimist with you
I just really expect you to be rude
I need to spend some time in asylums too
Wrote a lot about it in my diary, part two
Every time I try to speak up you say, "Ew"
I thought I would get taller but I never grew
When I was a little kid, I liked Minions too
I wanna steal the moon like I'm fuckin' Gru