(Family guy: Season 4, Episode 29)
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tubeman! (3X)


Hi, I'm Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse!
Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to youuuu!
Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof!
Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug.


(Family Guy: Season 6, Episode 11)

Crudely painted Not-So-Funny plywood Cut-Out folk art! (3X)

Hi, I'm Al Harrington, of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium!
As an unwanted result of a recent lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets of Crudely painted Not-So-Funny plywood Cut-Out folk art! And it’s just waiting to transform your uncut trash-strewn lawn into a canvas that tells Passers-by: “Hey Everyone! A real funny bugger lives here!”
Your neighbours will chuckle warmly, and motorists will slowdown and applaud when they cast their eyes on such favourites! As; “Sort of Ben & Jerrys looking cow”, “Black silhouetted cowboy leaning on barn”, And everybody’s favourite; “Fat woman bending over and tending to her garden in big polka-dotted bloomers”!
Most of this stuff is priced to move, and until it does, it’s an enormous fire hazard! So please, come see me on Route 2 in Weekapaug, look for the “sort of Ben and Jerry’s cow” out front!