[Verse 1]
You'll get chills
All through your body
And you'll lose
All control
Of your bladder
And your sphincter
That's your butthole!

[Pre-Chorus]
Cause if you use toad
Then I'm tellin you
You can kiss your life goodbye
Yeah when you use toad
It'll mess you up
It'll make your mama cry
That's no lie
You'll choke on your tongue and die

[Chorus]
Gotta give it up
(Give up the toad now)
It's no joke
Buddy give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now)
Or you'll croak
Buddy give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now)
And don't smoke
Or you'll see
It hurts to pee
[Verse 2]
There'll be blood
Gushing from ya
Every time
That you cough
And forget
Getting lucky
It falls off

[Pre-Chorus]
Yeah you better wise up
Cause I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids
Gotta give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids
Will be born without eyelids

[Chorus]
Gotta give it up
(Give up the toad now, thanks to you Lando)
Give it up
(Give up the toad now, thanks to you Lando)
Give it up
(Gotta give up the toad now, ooh ooh ooh)
I'm no fool
(shi-bi-do-bop-ba-do-bop-ba-do-bop)
Lando's cool
(shi-bi-do-bop-ba-do-bop-ba-do-bop)
[End]
Yeah!