Stewie: ♪Now the world don't move♪

♪To the beat of just one drum.♪
♪What might be right for you
♪May not be right for some.♪
Brian: ♪A man is born,♪

♪He's a man of means.♪
♪Then along come two.♪
♪They've got nothing but their jeans.♪
Stewie: But Brian, ♪They've got Different Strokes♪

♪It takes Different Strokes♪
♪It takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪
Brian: That's true, but you know, Stewie

♪Everybody's got a special kind of story♪
Stewie: ♪Everybody finds a way to shine.♪

Brian: ♪But no matter that you got not a lot.♪

Stewie: So what?

Brian: ♪They'll have theirs and you'll have yours and I'll have mine.♪

Brian and Stewie: ♪And together we'll be fine.♪
Stewie: ♪'Cause it takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪

Brian: Yes it does

Stewie: ♪It takes Different Strokes to move the world.♪

{Applause}

Stewie: Hey, hey, why the frown, Brian?

Brian: Ah, I finished my drink

Stewie: Oh, no

Brian: Yeah it's empty, that always gets me depressed

Stewie: Oh come on, Brian, why don't you

♪Show me that smile again♪
Brian: Oh, I don't know

Stewie: ♪Don't waste another minute on your crying.♪

Brian: Mmm...

Stewie: ♪We're nowhere near the end.♪
Brian: That sucks

Stewie: ♪The best is ready to begin.♪ Ooo-ooo-ooo-oooh!

Brian: ♪As long as we got each other♪

Stewie: Right you are

Brian: ♪We got the world spinning right in our hands.♪

♪Baby you and me♪
Stewie: We've got to be...

Brian and Stewie: ♪The luckiest dreamers who never quit dreamin'.♪

♪As long as we keep on giving.♪
Stewie: We can take any crap that comes our way

Brian: ♪Baby rain or shine♪

Stewie: ♪All the time♪

Brian and Stewie: ♪We got each other♪

♪Sharin' the laughter♪
♪And love.♪
{Applause}
Stewie: I say, Brian

Brian: Huh?

Stewie: Who's that over there?

Brian: Where?

Stewie: There!

Brian: Why Stewie, that's

♪The new boy in the neighborhood♪
♪Lives downstairs and it's-♪
Stewie: I know it's understood. ♪He's there just to take good care of me♪

♪Like he's one of the family.♪
Brian: ♪Charles in Charge of our days and our nights.♪

Stewie: Yes indeed it's

♪Charles in Charge of our wrongs and our rights.♪
Brian: I have a feeling the wrongs are gonna cause more trouble than the rights

Stewie: Look out, Sitcom Land - there's a new shipment of funny on its way!

Brian and Stewie: ♪And I say I want Charles in Charge of me.♪

{Applause}

Stewie: You know, I'm gonna take things down a notch here. Brian, do you remember when we did our first musical number from "Road to Rhode Island"?

Brian: I sure do. God, we were so young then

Stewie: Yes, I mean not that we've aged all that much. I mean Jesus, I've been one year old for five years. And my point is this:

♪Here we are, face to face♪
♪A couple of Silver Spoons♪
Brian: ♪We're hoping to find♪

♪We're two of a kind♪
♪Makin' it go, making it grow together♪
♪We're gonna find our way.♪
Stewie: ♪You and I together♪

♪Taking the time each day.♪
Brian: You know Stewie, that's time well spent

♪To learn all about those things you just can't buy.♪
Brian and Stewie: ♪Two Silver Spoons together.♪

Brian: ♪Together, we're gonna find our way.♪

♪Together, we're gonna find our way.♪
Brian and Stewie: ♪You and I together.♪

{Applause}

Stewie: Oh, you know, this is fun. I say we do a few more of these

Brian: You say? Hey now, who's the boss around here?

Stewie: Who's the Boss, indeed

Brian: Good segue

♪There's a time for love and a time for living.♪
♪So take a chance and face the wind.♪
Stewie: ♪An open road and a road that's hidden.♪

♪A brand new life around the bend.♪
Brian: ♪There were times♪

Stewie: Oh yeah

Brian: ♪I've lost a dream or two.♪

♪Found the trail♪
Stewie: Sing it, you fuck

Brian: ♪And at the end was you.♪

♪There's a path you take and a path not taken.♪
♪The choice is up to you, my friend.♪
♪The nights are long♪
Stewie: Ah, ♪but you might awaken to a brand new life.♪

Brian: ♪Brand new life.♪

Brian and Stewie: ♪Brand new life around the bend.♪