[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Tom Tucker

[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
And I'm Diane Simmons

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
From beautiful downtown Sin City, it's Family Guy: Live in Las Vegas

[Instrumental Break]

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
Well, Diane, it is one hell of a night for a show

[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
It sure is, Tom. I'm very excited

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
You know, whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I think of that movie Showgirls

[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
Really?

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
Yeah
And you know what else?
Sometimes, when I'm sitting alone at home or in the shower or wherever, I think about Showgirls
[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
Aha

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
And sometimes, when I'm driving in my car, I think about Elizabeth Bеrkley and Gina Gershon having girl-on-girl sex and doing all kinds of nasty things likе spitting on each other and getting high
The point being, Diane, that Vegas is the kinda place that stays with you wherever you are
And that's just about the highest praise I can give for any town on the map

[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
Uh, that's, uh, that's-that's not on the teleprompter

[TOM TUCKER, spoken]
No, just some of my own thoughts and musings

[DIANE SIMMONS, spoken]
Well, thank you so much for sharing
And now, ladies and gentlemen, with the accompaniment of Mr
Walter Murphy and his orchestra, we present the stars of our show
Direct from Quahog, Rhode Island, the Griffins