[Intro: Meg Griffin]
This old town, this old, crumbling village
Cold and gray like the town next door
It's so bleak, but to me, it's perfect
Especially when we say…

[Verse 1: Meg Griffin, Russian Men & Space Dog]
Привет! Привет! Привет, привет, привет, hoo!
Merve is the onion man, he smells like heaven, already drunk at 9:15
Though the air is bitter and cold
And I'm constantly patrolled
I've never felt so much at home (Привет!)

[Bridge: Meg Griffin]
Have a great day at work, space dog!

[Verse 2: Gopniks, Elderly Woman, Elderly-Looking Woman & People]
There goes that Meg, she is so dense and sturdy
Pumped up for winter like a seal
And she's only just eighteen
The exact same age as me
So pale and plain and homely, that's our Meg!

[Verse 3: Meg Griffin]
Now after 50 hours on Spirit Airlines
I found a place where I belong
With a man who's oh, so sweet
And all the turnips I can eat
What more can I ask for?
[Outro: Meg Griffin]
Ah!

[Performed by Rachael MacFarlane as Meg Griffin]