[Verse 1]
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
My number's still the same and always will remain
As long as I have a chance with you
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
You know what to expect so make the call collect
I know you won't be sorry if you do

[Chorus 1]
L is for the longest kiss I'm sure you’re not against
O is for the overtime you’ll get at my expense
V is for the very short three minute calls I make
E is for the easy way I keep my number straight

[Verse 2]
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
And if your passion rages turn to the yellow pages
I have an advertisement in there too
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
I’m ready for a fling but if the busy signal rings
Call me back in a day or two

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
Now if the operator says call back later
Just say you're WH upon the line
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
If my number is DA there'll be a short delay
But baby it will be well worth your time
[Chorus 2]
L is for the loving and I'll give you preparation
O is for the other girls I'll give for reference
V is for the various kisses that they all adore
E is for the eagerness that you’ll come back for more

[Verse 4]
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
And when night time falls I make my local calls
But I never take my phone off of the hook
Dial L.O.V.E. for me
For the gals that's unassisted that’s why my number's listed
Under L.O.V.E. in you book