[Verse 1]
Let me be your walking bedside table
I'll hold your hair ties
Be a different man if I had skill and was able
For now I'll hold my sides

Ooh, I can hold on forever
Ooh, I can hold on forever

[Verse 2]
Let me be your Saturday morning every weekend
Just have me back for 9 to 5
Drop the girls to their mothers Magpie season
I always loved the lies

Ooh, I can tell lies forever
Ooh, I can tell lies forever

[Verse 3]
Let me be your emergency contact info
Just to know that you're alive
Send me a postcard if you make it to Reno
If I don't get there in time
Get there in time
If I don't get there in time
Get there in time
If I don't get there in time
[Outro]
Ooh, if I don't get there in time...