Chris Webby
Queso
[Chorus]
I don't give a fuck about your queso
Fuck your pepper jack, your cheddar, fuck your gorgonzol'
Yeah, listen, listen
I don't give a fuck if you get paid more
Money doesn't make a man, I got my own dough

[Verse 1]
Give a fuck if you're a baller, a boss, a high roller
I got my own queso, call me Young Qdoba
Cashin' in the bounty, I been readin' Book of Boba
Fett, yes, bet, get them checks sent over
Yeah, yeah
See, I got my own shit happenin'
You flashing your money 'round, that shit isn't flatterin'
You should be investin' and settin' up makin' passive
Instead you throw it at the strippers tryna gеt some ass and
Man, I think that shit is whack if I'm bein' honest about it
Thе brokest motherfuckers always seem to be the loudest
While those same strippers comes up to me 'cause they smell the money
See, but I'm like, "Hold up, bitch, I'm busy textin' my accountant"
Oh, you got a hundred thousand? Oh, you got a fuckin' Lambo?
And you got an icy watch? You must be the man, bro
Shit, I got bread too, I don't give a damn, though
Money doesn't make the man, yo
So listen, listen, listen
[Chorus]
I don't give a fuck about your queso
Fuck your pepper jack, your cheddar, fuck your gorgonzol'
Yeah, listen, listen
I don't give a fuck if you get paid more
Money doesn't make a man, I got my own dough
Yeah, listen, listen
I don't give a fuck about your pesos
I don't give a fuck about your diamonds and your gold
Yeah, listen, listen
Still, they call me Simon when I say so
Because I been cheffin' in the kitchen, let 'em know
Yeah

[Verse 2]
It could drug money, it could be blood money
It could be that escort-payin'-for-some-love money
It could be that super-rich-dad, trust-fund money
It could be that settle-out-of-court, shh, hush money
Gotta find a way of diversifying the 'net
Wash it if it's dirty, but then use it to invest
You could hide your checks, go and try your best
But ain't nobody running from the IRS
Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, money runs it all still
Federal Reserve has been givin' us a raw deal
Handin' us these green pieces of paper we call bills
Stack us with expenses we also happen to call bills, hmm
And they change what it's worth on us
It's so hard to keep up with the finance shit show
Listen, you just gotta go and put it all in crypto
Well, they tax that now too, life's a bitch, yo
Go and make it rain, yeah, throw that money all wild
Run around thinkin' you're a motherfuckin' Rothschild
While the real Rothschilds lookin' at your bread spent
Havin' them a laugh at the stupid little peasants
We do not control money, no, we do not own money
If you work hard, make a livin' and you grow money
They just raise your taxes and they tell you that you owe money
To remind you it ain't your money
So listen, listen, listen
[Chorus]
I don't give a fuck about your queso
Fuck your pepper jack, your cheddar, fuck your gorgonzol'
Yeah, listen, listen
I don't give a fuck if you get paid more
Money doesn't make a man, I got my own dough
Yeah, listen, listen
I don't give a fuck about your pesos
I don't give a fuck about your diamonds and your gold
Yeah, listen, listen
Still, they call me Simon when I say so
Because I been cheffin' in the kitchen, let 'em know
Yeah, listen, listen