[Intro]
Young!
What up, Stu?
Good morning, everybody
We up early doing this shit
Fucker

[Verse 1]
First of all
No rapper can beat me
That lives in the Hamptons
What is this, a mansion?
With room expansions?
Jacuzzi and a master bathroom?
N***a! Only thing in my room is a handgun
But my bars reach the satellites on pedal bikes
I flip words nice as the tits on Vanna White
I eat seasoned beef chops
At spots that P&B Rock
Might even be shot
Young, I'm way high as a comet
My bars honorable
They're Elijah Muhammed
I tell n***as, "This the price, don’t heckle me"
I done stabbed OGs over a bag of weed
Catch a ho inside your car
You Odom like Lamar
With guns so big
You gotta hold 'em like guitars
Stu Banga's Kanye
Overnight we stars
But I'm not Twista
It's Young
And this my inauguration
[Chorus]
I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of
President of BARS
And will, to the best of my ability
Preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of hip-hop

[Verse 2]
Zee Electronica
Like I'm from Magnolia
Mags loaded up
I stab both of ya
Till my ass soaked in blood
I crash rover trucks
And some social clubs
Just 'cause you sold a drug
And you know what's up
Everything go through us
Now show us love
And hand over stuff (Start handing over stuff)
So I throw a slug
Startin' from your shoulder up
The hole I plug
In bros's mug
The casket closed it up
I've been talking awful
What rapper can say they got ten songs with Marshall?
My bars'll slap a n***a bars off the barstool
Then call Snoop
He bring the 64s through
I call KRS-One and Mally Mall, too
Nobody knows who are you
Or what they call you
Beef? We not gon' argue
I got the secret service, n***a (N***a!)
They gon' bring the ARs through!
I'm President
[Outro]
Young!
I sol—solemnly—I'm drunk, but solemnly
I swear to dog these n***as every fucking day
Stu make these shits
Let's fucking go
Nobody fucking with us
Da Bros Motherfucker!
Young Zee, Scumbag
Eat a dick, world
HA!