Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
No teachers after school
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
You're so dead after school
Oh, no, no
Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)

Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Com'on - say it!
Uncle

Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow

Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
No teachers after school
Oh ho ho, oh ho ho
You're so dead after school
Oh, no, no
Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Just... say it!
Uncle

Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow

And everybody's entitled to their own opinion
Everyone but me
I'm meant to suffer, baby
They've already d-d-decided how they're going to torture me
Make my life a Hell
I will never get over, baby
Hey

Why don't you beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Beg? (Fatso!)
Run? (Fatso!)
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle
Why don't you say it?
Uncle

Uncle

Why don't you say it you baby?
Run home to mother
Nobody likes you
I'll get you again tomorrow