You're the best thing about Christmas
You're better than winter snow
You're the best thing about Christmas
Are you better than the pants your mum got me?
I think so

Here's to you, the ones we love
The sisters and brothers
Significant others
You're the best thing about Christmas

You're the best thing about Christmas
You're better than mistletoe
You're the best thing about Christmas
Are you better than the crackers we pull? Yes, I think so

Here's to you, the ones we love
Sisters and brothers
Significant others
You're the best thing about Christmas

Raise your glasses
And shake your asses
And toast the ones who can't be here tonight
You're the best thing about Christmas
You're better than socks, chocs, bowls of finger food
Crackers, jokes, paper party hats
Baubles, tinsel, fairies on the tree
Stuffing, chicken, The Snowman on TV
Ties, pies, having cheeky naps
Cards, gifts, parcels all unwrapped
TV cooks, Christmas recipes
Festive EastEnders tragedies
Plums, drums, icing on the cake
Elves, bells, singers at the door
Friends, kids, making lots of noise
Nuts, sprouts, sacks of Santa toys
Chips, dips, turkey sandwiches
Hams, flans, things we'll never eat
Queen's speech, wine and mistletoe
Slade being on the radio
(It's Christmas!)

You're the best thing about Christmas
You're better than winter snow
You're the best thing about Christmas
Are you better than the pants your mum got me? I think so

Here's to you, the ones we love
Here's to you, the ones we love
Here's to you, the ones we love
You're the best thing
You are the best thing about Christmas
You are the best thing about Christmas