Laurie Anderson
Song for Two Jims
A while ago I was camping out in Kentucky. I was sleeping out under this ledge and about three in the morning I woke up. The fire was out but I could see two boots standing a few feet away. I crawled out and there was a guy standing there holding a musket. He said: We eat critters. And I said: What? He said: We eat critters you know, squirrel, possum, night animals. We hunt ‘em at night
He said he didn’t think it was a good idea for a woman to be alone in those parts and he invited me back to his house. I followed him and ended up staying a week. His name was Mr. Taylor and he was married to Mrs. Taylor. They were also brother and sister but they didn’t think that was too strange because their parents were also brother and sister. There were four Taylor kids: Jack, Jim, Rhonda and Jim. Two Jims for some reason. We’d get up every morning and sort of hack around in the tobacco patch and when it got too hot we’d just sit around on the porch and sort of stare out. The landscape around there was completely desolate except for the tobacco plants. Standard Oil had strip-mined it in the thirties, and just when some vegetation was beginning to grow back, they discovered that a certain kind of low-grade shale could be converted to oil, so they came back and drilled holes -very deep holes- hundreds of feet down into the bedrock. But they never got around to filling them afterwards. The just sent down a shipment of manhole covers, but nobody ever bothered to put them over the holes. One day, Mrs. Taylor told me that she used to have another kid, but that he had apparently fallen down in one of these holes. Her description was very abstract. “Nobody try to rescue him, it just fell down the hole”. She said: “Well one day I saw him out there and I was watching and then I didn’t see him out there no more.”