I came home today and you had rearranged all the furniture
And you had changed your name
And I'd never seen you wear that pin-striped shirt before
And then I realized, I was in the wrong house

In this picture, there's a big blank piece of paper and I'm saying: Sign it
Go ahead. It's blank. What have you got to lose?
And the sun's coming up and you still haven't signed it and I keep saying:
Sign it. Sign it

I'm going to draw a picture and I'm going to put in an eight-lane superhighway and I'm going to draw you on it in an old jalopy
And then I'm going to draw a whole fleet of Mack trucks bareling along the highway with their brights on
And then I'm going to draw a flat tire on the jalopy and then I'm going to draw the whole jalopy in X-ray to show that you've got no gas

He said: You can take my money. You can take my life
You can take my gun. You can take my wife
But just make sure that when you do--you take grandma too

Hey! That sounds great! That sounds really good!
Just don't put my name on it, OK?
Take my name off it, all right?

Well I wish they all could be California girls