Ian (ROU)
Ian vs Funkatron III
[Ian]
Look at Droid, running with yet another function/Funk shun
Now you're a crossroads just hanging - that's a deadly junction
You'd better believe I've come with the hard shots, I'm not fooling 'round
Cuz every time I beat you (twice) it's a landslide, in other words you're always losing ground
So they say bad things happen in threes
This is the third time we've battled, the first two I took with ease
So let's see if third time's a Charm. You feel Lucky Funk? that's Dirty Harry no Leprechaun
Cause i bring the kinda heat that peels you back like you're a leper 'Tron
Now what else comes in threes?
Trinity: I'm a God with the Son shine, I make my kill sacred - that's a Holy Ghost
Head shot, body shot, double tap the chest: sign of the Cross - that's a Holy post
Trilogy: and this story's about the ascendance of the father, I put an end to the kid
So you ain't Return of the Jedi, this is Revenge of the Sith
A triple threat, triple X, to what Extentancion: Look at Me - watch the pop spazz
You're bloodied up as I choke you out - and I'm grinning as the shot snaps
I'm the battle bot Triceratops: that's a three pronged attack - a dinosaur, each horn tryna gore
A Minotaur - hunt you in my labyrinth, indiscreet/in this Crete for our final war
My nose in this Ring, call me Samara - watch me and I'll give you this callout from hell
You'd better make a great copy, cat, cuz you know this won't turn out well
What JU-ON about Funk? You think you surviving this Grudge match?
Bitch every time you open your mouth I hear pussy period...that's a blood snatch
Yeah I watched you come through the tourney, JoJo no showed, so that was a bye
Then you got through Offtrack, but we all know that was based on a fucking lie
Then Remo could barely be bothered to show up on time
But then Potassium was in his element, neck and neck so tight it was almost a tie
But let me address that a bit cuz it fits that you beat this guy
Cuz when it comes to heart the beat only drops if the salt rises and Potassium flies
Facts. What's that mean? you can knock out Potassium in a heart beat despite how hard he act
But now you're up against a killer that'll put your run to a rest/arrest - that's cardiac
But I know you love anime, so let me put this in a way to clear any doubt
This is MY house - so if you try to take down Mi Casa/Mikasa I'll be airing/Eren you out
Cuz I've been arming/Armin myself for battle against the next man I'm fighting
And be Levi/believe I'll be fit for the title - now THAT's Attack on Titan
[Funkatron]
If there's a hip hop hell, im going to it for this one!
Here's my first "big win", and there's no rehabs for diss, son!
Sick my duck from the back! Word/ward!
Didn't think i was coming like that! Spurt!
Now he got egg on his face, and im sensing some butt! Hurt!
Now Lets make this old school
Duck Goose, or this is im rubber your gluschool!
Duck the canopy when it sticks, or bounce and die like Goose did!
He don't know what he's up against, he'll become another brick in it
But that's welcome to a machine, he'll just accept this didick!
Get it?
Guess which part of my body i just named Pink Floyd?
Said he was wishing it was here, cuz he can't seem to fill his voids
This is the end, light my fire, use my feet an' 'is detour
After i stomp his amore son/Morrison, you know, kick in 'is Doors!
He was staging fabrications, playing with them DMs!
But its his final curtain call, when i tie in all/tylenol PMs!
Ill infiltrate his gang, and discreetly turn his clan's taste
I just spasm my left hand, ilifete his secret hand shake!
Michael J!
I gotta give you a hand, for only using one
But that explains why its failed reach, and no punch!
He hasn't spit a gun bar in a minute, but ill still give him the business
Cuz if he ever holds a gun again, that'd be the real Limp Bisquette!
After this, i promise we'll act like we don't know the truth
But after you Kast Out, its pretty obvious, Hootie Hoo/who d who!
Ok, Let me be the first to tell you, i didn't handle this right
If i took that prize money, i coulda kicked u down a flight!
They retaught him how to walk, and with all those pills he's "well adjusted"
But when i force him to use a second cane, that'll just justifies as/his crutches!
This time Funk is coming so god damn hostile
We had to postponed the fight, he's already in the hospital!
So are you ready for the most ironic shit uve heard tonight?
This dude can battle so fuckin hard, but literally can't fight to save his life!