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A final logo appears, reading "WPQG NEWS". We then see a man and a woman sitting behind a desk and on the screen we see the name "BRYNN DeROSE" underneath the woman and the name "SLADE AUSTIN" underneath the man.
BRYNN: Good evening, I’m Brynn DeRose.
SLADE: And I'm Slade Austin. Tonight on "Power News," we reveal who Donald Trump is running against for President.
BRYNN: Plus, we'll show you the winning lottery numbers. Could 67 be one of them?
The camera isolates Slade and a box in the corner appears with the text "BREAKING NEWS" within.
SLADE: Now our top story: two prisoners have escaped from the Coral Palms sheriff's station in a daring daylight jailbreak.
The screen cuts to mugshots of two escaped prisoners: Greg Stickney, the undercover identity of Captain Raymond Holt, and Larry Sherbet, the undercover identity of Jake Peralta. Text at the bottom of the screen reads "CORAL PALMS JAIL BREAK".
SLADE: The men, identified as Gregory Stickney and Larry Sherbet were arrested after a routine traffic stop revealed a cache of automatic weapons.
The camera now shows Brynn and Slade behind the desk.
BRYNN: Less than 12 hours later, the men escaped by creating a disturbance in their cell.
The screen cuts to an interview with Sheriff Reynolds, the sheriff at Coral Palms Jail. His name appears on the screen.
SHERIFF: Well, they started kissing, which I'm fine with really, I am, kiss whoever you want (He pauses) except they were both men.
The screen cuts back to just showing Slade.
SLADE: Tito Amendola was also in holding at the time and witnessed the jailbreak.
The screen cuts to another interview, this time with an old man named Tito Amendola, another prisoner at the Coral Palms Jail.
TITO: I do a lot of meth.
The screen cuts back to show Brynn and Slade.
BRYNN: The sheriff's office is coordinating their search with local and state police.
The screen cuts to the interview with the Sheriff who talks at the camera.
SHERIFF: If you're watching, Greg and Larry, and I know you are, my men and I will not rest until we find you. That's right, we’re coming for you.
The screen cuts back to Brynn and Slade.
BRYNN: Strong words, and moving on, what if you were going through a drive-thru, and a puppy dog took your order?
OPENING CREDITS
INT. FOOD MINI-MART
Holt and Jake are in an aisle in the mini-mart wearing baseball caps to conceal their identity.
HOLT: The cops are looking for us, and a madman wants us dead. We should be laying low until the Nine-Nine gets here.
JAKE: Yeah, but we don’t know when that's gonna be, and we need food and supplies.
HOLT: Okay, I’ll get some water.
Holt picks up a bottle of water but Jake steps in front of him.
JAKE: Holt, are you trying to draw attention to us? Nobody drinks water here. Choose something blue or green.
Jake points at a collection of different colored energy drinks. Holt picks up a blue energy drink.
HOLT: Okay, I guess I'll go in for, uh, the Blazing Blue Rad-berry Cooler Xtreme: Code Rad.
JAKE: Good choice. (Jake turns and picks up two cans of body spray) I should probably get some body spray as well. What sounds better, Liquid Moan or Turnpike?
Jake holds them up enthusiastically.
HOLT: We only have $17 to our name. We can't spend five of it on this.
JAKE: I know, but I'm about to see Amy for the first time in forever, and I want to smell like a (Jake pauses and reads one of the sprays) "Hot New Jersey breeze," ugh.
Holt holds up the other can.
JAKE: Good call. All right, let’s get out of here.
Cut to Jake and Holt paying for their groceries at the till. We overhear Slade Austin in the background and the camera reveals the news playing.
SLADE: And in Coral Palms, law enforcement still is searching for a pair of fugitives who broke out of jail earlier this evening. (The screen shows Jake and Holt's faces. They both lower their caps) Greg Stickney and Larry Sherbet are believed to be unarmed but dangerous.
The cashier picks up the body spray.
CASHIER: Liquid Moan, nice. I wore this to Swampsgiving last year cleaned up.
JAKE: Right on, bro.
CASHIER: Oh, we have a promotion on the Code Rad. It comes with a free cigarette.
The cashier goes to turn around towards the TV.
JAKE: Oh, no. That doesn't matter. We don't need it.
CASHIER: Well, if you don't want it, I'll take it.
The cashier then turns around and looks up at the screen.
JAKE: No, no, no. Don't do that smoking is bad. You should quit smoking right now.
CASHIER: Hey Ahh.
The cashier turns around but Jake and Holt have disappeared, leaving cash on the counter.
EXT. SUBURBAN ALLEY
Jake and Holt are running and Jake spots a metal fence. He throws the bag containing their groceries over the top and him and Holt climb up the fence before both falling off the other side.
HOLT: We seem to be in the clear. Are you hurt?
JAKE: Yeah. I got caught on top of the fence. Check out my calf it's like Scratch City. (We see Jake's legs with a few scratches down them) How about you?
HOLT: I'm fine, except I was impaled on a metal pipe.
The camera shows a metal pipe sticking through Holt's left leg.
JAKE: Oh, my God! (Jake looks away, pauses, then looks back) Oh, my God! (He blinks and then looks away again).
Holt looks at Jake and Jake smiles.
JAKE: It's gonna be fine. (Jake then looks at Holt's leg again) Oh, my God!
INT. BROOKLYN NINE-NINE PRECINCT, BRIEFING ROOM
We see Charles Boyle, Rosa Diaz, Michael Hitchcock and Norm Scully all packing bags with various items scattered around the tables.
ROSA: I got rifles, vests, flash grenades
SCULLY: Chips, dips, ice cream sammies
The camera shows Amy Santiago standing at the front of the room, also packing.
AMY: I'm pretty sure there's gonna be snacks in Florida, Scully.
SCULLY: Pretty sure? Do you arrest someone if you're pretty sure they're guilty? (Scully pauses) No, Amy, you wait till you get all the facts!
CHARLES: Hey, okay, everyone, let's just try to bring things we actually need for the mission.
ROSA: Really? Then what (Rosa picks up a large photo book from Charles' pile) is this?
CHARLES: Oh, it's a book of 4,000 essential photos of Nikolaj for me to show Jake.
Sergeant Terry Jeffords enters the room.
TERRY: All right, bad news. I talked to Captain Stentley again. He still won't give us permission to go to Florida. I even brought out the big guns.
BEGIN FLASHBACK:
INT. BROOKLYN NINE-NINE PRECINCT, CAPTAIN'S OFFICE
We see Captain Jason (C.J.) Stentley sitting behind his desk with Terry standing opposite, flexing his pecs according to whether C.J. says left or right.
C.J.: Left, right, left, right, both, both, both.
Both Terry and C.J. laugh.
C.J,: That's so cool! I still can't let you go to Florida, though.
END FLASHBACK.
TERRY: Terry feels like a whore. He said if we disobey him, there'll be "tire" consequences. (Terry pauses) I think he meant dire. Guy's real dumb.
TERRY: Who's with me? (Hitchcock raises his hand) Great, Hitchcock's in. Who else?
HITCHCOCK: I actually had a question. How mad would everyone be if I just bailed?
AMY: Shut up, Hitchcock. Obviously, we're all going.
We hear the door open and Gina Linetti walks in with a neck pillow around her neck, draped in a blanket, and pulling along a suitcase.
GINA: What's up, squadron? I'm airplane ready, and I'm T-minus 30 from my Ambies kicking in, so (She starts laughing) let's take it to the skies.
TERRY: Yeah, about that. Um, there were no tickets left. But I brought my minivan, so
INT. TERRY'S MINIVAN
We see the whole crew in Terry's minivan; Terry is driving, Gina is the front passenger seat, in the middle row Amy is on the left and Charles is on the right, in the back row is Scully, Rosa and Hitchcock (from left to right). Charles is leaning into the middle excitedly.
CHARLES: Road trip!
INT. STORAGE FACILITY
We see the outside of a storage facility before then seeing Jake, carrying a box of supplies, close the door of his storage locker. Holt is already sitting in a chair with his injured leg up and the metal pipe still sticking out of his leg.
JAKE: I went to a 24-hour vet and got surgical supplies. I was in and out like a ninja.
BEGIN FLASHBACK:
INT. VET'S SUPPLY ROOM
Jake is standing on a metal stool looking through the top shelf .
JAKE: Needles, needles, need- (The stool slips from under him and he grabs onto the shelves, pulling them down on top of him) whoa!
Jake is lying under the shelves and we hear loads of dogs barking.
JAKE: So many dogs!
END FLASHBACK.
HOLT: I'll need your assistance. You'll have to pull out the pipe and stitch up the wound.
JAKE: All right. This is gonna hurt. But I'm gonna get you through it. (Jake grabs the pipe but wretches) Oh, God, I'm gonna throw up into your cut. (Jake then turns to face the other way) Ahhh, I saw inside of you. How are humans alive?
HOLT: Okay, uh, I'll do the surgery, and, uh, you just breathe, okay?(Jake covers his mouth and nods) We'll get you through this.
JAKE: Okay.
Holt grabs the pipe and pulls it out of his leg.
JAKE: Ugh, what was that sound? I did not like that squish sound.
HOLT: The pipe has been removed. Now I'm sewing myself up. (Jake exhales and Holt grabs a stitching kit) Okay, this is almost over. You're doing great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.
JAKE: Talking about what?
HOLT: Uh, tell me about Amy, hmm? You must be excited to see her.
JAKE: Very much, you know. Oh, God, what if it doesn't go well? We haven't seen each other in a while, and what if it's weird? (Jake turns around to see Holt sewing himself up) Uhhh! (He turns back around)
HOLT: Keep going, keep going. You're doing so well. Why would it be weird?
JAKE: I don't- I don't know. I mean, maybe we've grown apart. Maybe she'll be repulsed by my frosted tips. I was gonna defrost them before I saw her for the first time.
HOLT: I'm sure it will be magical when you see her. And guess what?
JAKE: What?
HOLT: I'm done. I've sewn myself up.
Jake slowly turns back around.
JAKE: Huh.
HOLT: You did great, buddy. I'm proud of you.
JAKE: I can't believe I did it. I'm so strong.
INT. TERRY'S MINIVAN
AMY: Ooh, we're crossing into Virginia.
AMY: Fun fact: Virginia is not technically a state, but a commonwealth.
ROSA: Oof, poor Jake.
GINA: Uhh, this might be the Ambies speaking, but this in-flight movie sucks.
CHARLES: So, uh, (Charles picks up a booster seat) you already moved the twins onto a booster seat, huh? Aren't they a little young for that?
TERRY: They're four.
CHARLES: Nikolaj is four, but we're sticking with the car seat as long as possible, but you know me I'm a "safety at all costs" kind of dad.
TERRY: Mm-hmm.
SCULLY: Sarge, I need to go to the bathroom.
TERRY: We just stopped for gas. I asked you if you had to go.
SCULLY: I didn't have to then.
CHARLES: So does this van have side-impact airbags?
TERRY: Not in the back.
CHARLES: Oh. Interesting. (Charles pauses and then leans back) No judgment here.
ROSA: Sarge, I have to pee now too.
TERRY: Seriously? You, Diaz? Look, I'll turn off at the next exit, okay?
ROSA: I have to pee really badly.
HITCHCOCK: Hot.
Everyone looks at Hitchcock.
CHARLES: What?
AMY: Gross, Hitchcock!
Terry, whilst driving, turns around to yell at everyone.
TERRY: Guys, enough!
ROSA: Sarge-
TERRY: Yeah, I know! You got to pee, I got it!
AMY: No, brake lights!
Amy points ahead and Terry steps on the brakes.
TERRY: Oh, crap.
CHARLES: Everyone hang on! There's no side-impact airbags!
The mini-van crashes into the car in front and the airbags are set off.
INT. STORAGE LOCKER
Jake closes the storage locker door and walks in, Holt is still in his seat.
HOLT: Did you get breakfast?
JAKE: I tried, but I got recognized.
BEGIN FLASHBACK:
INT. FAST FOOD RESTAURANT
Jake is standing in line and a woman carrying her food starts to walk back but pauses in front of Jake.
WOMAN: Do I know you from somewhere?
JAKE: Do you (He pauses) watch a lot of pornography? 'Cause (he pauses again) I'm in most of it.
END FLASHBACK.
HOLT: Oh, boy. What if you were followed? I don't think it's safe to stay here.
JAKE: Where are we gonna go?
A banging is heard from the hallway.
HOLT: The cops?
JAKE: Or Figgis! Do we have any weapons?
HOLT: I have the pipe we pulled out of me.
JAKE: I would sooner surrender than go anywhere near your gooey body pipe.
The door slowly opens and Jake turns around.
JAKE: Oh, no, I'm gonna do it. (Disgusted, he picks up the metal pipe)
Jake runs at the door but the whole crew is there. Out of shock, Amy punches Jake in the throat.
JAKE: Oh!
AMY: Jake?
JAKE: Amy, (he struggles to breath) It's so good to see you.
INT. STORAGE LOCKER
Some time later, everyone is now standing inside the storage locker.
JAKE: Thank you guys so much for coming. I can't wait to catch up with all of you when this is done.
HITCHCOCK: My dad died, and-
JAKE: Again, when this is done, Hitchcock.
Hitchcock's face drops.
JAKE: Gina, you look like a fresh wizard, and I love it.
Gina puts up two "Peace" signs with her fingers.
JAKE: So we know that Figgis is in Coral Palms, but we don't know where he is, and we don't know how many guys he's got with him. The plan is to lure them into the Fun Zone and ambush them. Any questions?
CHARLES: Yes, did you miss us? Quick follow-up: Did you ever look up at the moon and wonder if I was looking at it too?
Jake shakes his head slightly, unsure what to answer.
JAKE: Yes.
CHARLES: Knew it.
JAKE: All right, once we get to the Fun Zone, I'll fill everyone in on the mission details. (He points at the crew) You guys come with me. (He then turns to Holt) Captain, you stay here and rest.
HOLT: What? I don't need to rest. I'm in peak condition.
JAKE: All right, then stand up.
HOLT: Easy. (He stands up slowly, shouting in pain as he does it) I love standing up.
TERRY: Yeah, you're staying here.
Holt sits back down in his chair.
GINA: Aw, Captain, don't worry, okay? My sleeping pills are doing their job, and I can stay here and take care of you, okay? Terry, I'm gonna need your gun.
TERRY: That's not happening.
GINA: All right, I'll use my own. (Gina pulls out a gin and everyone moves back except Rosa) Oops-a-daisy.
ROSA: That is adorable. Where did you get that?
GINA: Vending machine at a rest stop.
TERRY: Give me that. (He takes the gun off of Gina) Just don't let Captain Holt die. And stay on your phone for logistical support as planned. Now come on, guys, let's get ready.
Everyone starts doing their own thing and Jake and Amy go to talk to each other alone.
JAKE: Hey, we never really got a chance to say hi.
AMY: Yeah. Hi.
JAKE: Hi.
Jake and Amy pulls close to one another but Charles is watching from the other side of the room.
CHARLES: Oh, my God, everyone, Jake and Amy are going to kiss for the first time in six months. Let those Nicholas Sparks fly.
JAKE: So everyone's just gonna watch us?
CHARLES: Yes! Now get to it, you lovebirds.
Jake and Amy, slightly confused, go in to kiss and as they get closer, Charles appears next to them.
CHARLES: Here we go.
AMY: Come on, man.
Jake and Amy pull away from one another.
JAKE: How did you get there so fast?
CHARLES: Love finds a way.
Amy walks off.
AMY: Ugh.
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
Jake and the crew are standing outside the Fun Zone which is empty. Jake is addressing them all.
JAKE: Welcome to the Fun Zone. I know the manager, and he's agreed to shut the place down for the day, so there won't be any civilians around.
TERRY: Smart. You put up all these fake signs about a major health code violation.
JAKE: No, those are actually always there something about lead being in the air and water and ground.
Terry looks unsure.
JAKE: Anyways, you all have your assignments. Let's plan an ambush. (He pumps his fist) Nine-Nine!
EVERYONE: Nine-Nine!
JAKE: Chills, you guys. Literally, chills.
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
Inside we see Charles holding his phone up to his face and he presses record. Terry is carrying boxes in the background.
CHARLES: Hey there, Nikolaj. It's your papa. If you're watching this, something bad has happened to me. But I want you to know that I love you very much.
Terry stops and stares at him.
TERRY: You want to stop filming yourself and help me with these many items I'm carrying?
CHARLES: Sorry, I was making a video for my son. You know, in case I never see him again. (He then makes a confused face) Do you not do that for your kids?
Terry looks unsure and then nods.
TERRY: Of course I do. I make those kind of videos all the time. (He then pulls out his own phone) You know, in fact, I was about to do one right now. (He presses record) Hey hey, girls. It's me, Daddy. If you're seeing this, I'm dead. But I want you to know that I love you now and forever.
Charles picks up his phone again.
CHARLES: Okay, time for a lullaby, sung in your native Latvian. Ligo! Ligo! Ligo!
TERRY: Yeah, yeah, lullaby time. Look. (He starts singing) Go to sleep, Daddy's dead. But his ghost's always watching.
We then see Rosa standing behind Charles.
ROSA: What the hell are you guys doing?
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE, ARCADE
Amy is putting an arcade machine called "Comet Commander" in place and Jake walks up to her.
JAKE: Good call. Blocking the door. Keep it up, smorty-pants.
Jake goes to high five but they both miss.
AMY: Oh
JAKE: Uh Mwah. (He then kisses her on the forehead awkwardly) One of our classic forehead smooches, just like I planned.
They both pulls away any Amy laughs awkwardly. They then speak at the same time.
AMY: This is weird.
JAKE: Should we have sex?
AMY: What?
JAKE: Huh?
AMY: Yeah. I mean, no.
JAKE: No, things aren't weird, or no to the sex?
AMY: Maybe we should just-
JAKE: You're right. Just concentrate on Figgis, and we'll figure this out later.
AMY: No, I was gonna say maybe we should talk, but yeah, it can wait till after Figgis.
Amy laughs awkwardly.
JAKE: Ah.
AMY: We have the rest of our lives to talk.
JAKE: Yeah, unless he kills us first.
They both laugh awkwardly.
JAKE: What a weird joke. Regret saying that one. Wow, things are (he pauses) clickin'.
AMY: I'm gonna go make sure there's enough balls in- in the ball pit.
JAKE: Yup.
Amy walks away.
JAKE: Important to get on them balls. (he then talks to himself) What is wrong with me?
INT. STORAGE LOCKER
Holt is sitting back in his chair with Gina talking next to him.
GINA: So then Trevor sends me a text, and he's like, "At this point, I hate you". I'm like, "Oh, really? 'Cause you didn't hate me last week".
HOLT: Trevor sounds like a dog.
GINA: Right? God, I missed our daily dishes.
HOLT: Me too. I'm sorry I'm not reciprocating with "hot goss'" of my own. I'm just worried about the Nine-Nine.
GINA: Sir, they're gonna be fine.
HOLT: They're my squad. I should be there with them. This is killing me.
GINA: Well, I'm not gonna let it. (She stands up and takes the blanket off)Let's go.
HOLT: But my wound, Gina.
GINA: Sir, with your brain and my body (she pauses slightly) and my brain we make one unstoppable unit. Now climb aboard, sir. (She walks round him, squats down, and Holt puts his arms around her) And let's go. (She picks him up on her back but they both quickly fall to the ground) Oof.
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
The crew are standing opposite Jake who is addressing them
JAKE: All right, everybody ready?
Everyone nods.
JAKE: Good. Let's set this trap.
The crew all walk off to their spots and Jake pulls out his phone, dials a number, then puts it to his ear.
FIGGIS' HIDEOUT
We see Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis sitting at a poker table, his phone starts ringing.
FIGGIS (INTO PHONE): Hello.
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
JAKE (INTO PHONE): Hello, Figgis.
FIGGIS (V.O.): Peralta.
INTERCUT with Figgis' Hideout
Figgis walks away from the table.
FIGGIS (INTO PHONE): Congratulations on escaping prison.
JAKE (V.O.): Thank you.
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
JAKE (INTO PHONE): Congrats on sucking.
INTERCUT with Figgis' Hideout
FIGGIS (INTO PHONE): You know, I'm bored. I'd love to kill you tonight. So where you hiding?
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
JAKE (INTO PHONE): Wouldn't you like you know?
The crew are all using the arcade machines.
ARCADE MACHINE: Round one.
JAKE (INTO PHONE): You're never gonna find me.
INTERCUT with Figgis' Hideout
Figgis smiles in disbelief.
JAKE (V.O.): I'm invisible.
YOUNG GIRL (V.O.): Mommy, I won!
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
We see Rosa doing an impression of a young girl.
ROSA (YOUNG GIRL): I won a big pwize!
ARCADE MACHINE: Downtown!
JAKE (INTO PHONE): I'm everywhere, and I'm nowhere.
INTERCUT with Figgis' Hideout
JAKE (V.O.): And I'm coming for you.
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
JAKE (INTO PHONE): Peace out, loser. (He then hangs up the phone)
INTERCUT with Figgis' Hideout
Figgis turns to his men sitting at the poker table.
FIGGIS: He's at the Fun Zone. Gear up.
INTERCUT with Frank's Fun Zone
Jake holds up a basket ball.
JAKE: This ends tonight. (Without looking, Jake throws it backwards. The basket ball bounces off a metal frame and hits Amy in the head) Uh!
AMY: Ow!
JAKE: Oh, sorry, babe.
AMY: What were you aiming for?
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE, ARCADE
Jake walks up to Amy
JAKE: Hey.
AMY: Hey.
JAKE: Got you a bag of Blue Rad-berry slushie for the swelling. (He hands the bag to her) I would've just gotten ice, but a possum died in the ice machine.
AMY: Cool.
JAKE: Yeah.
AMY: Why do we keep hurting each other?
JAKE: I don't know. Maybe I'm overthinking it. It just feels like we're not-
They both then speak at the same time.
AMY: On the same page.
JAKE: Clicking.
JAKE: That was basically the same thing. I count that.
AMY: Yeah.
JAKE: Look, I know this isn't the right time for some big talk, but I just want us to be normal again.
AMY: Yeah, me too.
Jake and Amy hold hands, Jake then goes in to kiss her.
JAKE: I hope you're a better kisser than Holt.
AMY: What?
Amy pulls back.
JAKE: Why did I say that?
AMY: Why did you kiss Holt?
JAKE: I didn't. I did. We (he pauses) did it to get out of jail, but it didn't mean anything. Just forget I said anything, right? Rewind. (He then makes noises, mimicking a rewinding tape) And kiss.
He leans in but Amy stops him
AMY: Jake-
JAKE: You want to know if there was tongue. I can tell you, decidedly there was not.
AMY: No, Jake. Figgis is here.
A car pulls into the parking lot outside
JAKE: Okay, well, good talk. Don't die. Holt had very soft lips. Wish I hadn't said that one either. We should get into positions.
AMY: Yeah, okay.
Jake shouts into the distance.
JAKE: Hey, kill the lights! Figgis is here!
The lights go off and they run to their places.
INT. STORAGE FACILITY
Gina turns a corner and grabs a hold of a dolly, a storage worker is standing next to it, holding a clipboard.
STORAGE WORKER: Excuse me, ma'am, this dolly's being used.
GINA: Broccoli Che visto?
STORAGE WORKER: It's being used.
GINA: Quanti erala Vito la Bella? Tutto matro lamente?
The worker just waves her hand in resignation.
STORAGE WORKER: Just bring it back when you're done.
GINA: Ah! (She starts walking backwards with the dolly) Garbanzo marinara! Pizzeria restaurante! Ahh!
EXT. STORAGE FACILITY
Holt is strapped to the dolly and Gina climbs into a lorry. She pulls down the sun visor and out drops the keys.
GINA: Jackpot. Let's do this.
HOLT: And how am I supposed to get all the way up there?
GINA: Gracefully.
INT. LORRY
We see Holt's face as he is halfway in the lorry.
HOLT: Boost my bottom!
Gina's face appears and we see her trying to push him in.
GINA: I'm boosting!
HOLT: Boost my bottom!
GINA: I'm boosting!
HOLT: Boost it!
INT. LORRY
Holt is now sitting in the passenger seat and Gina climbs in.
GINA: Ah. All right stick shift. (She pauses and looks at Holt) I can't drive stick shift. You're gonna have to drive.
HOLT: How? My leg doesn't work.
GINA: Sir, I am a dancer. I will be your legs.
We see the lorry moving, Holt is controlling the stick shift.
HOLT: Clutch in.
GINA: Okay.
HOLT: Clutch out.
The engine revs.
HOLT: Oh!
GINA: Hoo-hoo! We are the best driver in the world!
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
We see Figgis and his men exit their car.
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
Figgis and his men are walking through the arcade.
FIGGIS: Spread out and find 'em.
One man walks past a claw machine and we see Scully's head poke out as he talks into a walkie talkie.
SCULLY: Bogie headed to the ball pit.
We see the man head past the ball pit, Rosa then emerges behind.
MUSIC: Is that all you got? I'll take your best shot
Rosa grabs his arm.
MUSIC: I'll take your best shot, I'll take your best shot! Boom
Rosa throws him into the pit.
MUSIC: Here comes the. Boom. Ready or not.
We then see Hitchcock behind a machine and he turns on the power to the machines
MUSIC: Here comes the boys from the South. Is that all you got?
A second man gets distracted and Amy hits him over the head with a bat.
MUSIC: I'll take your best shot.
Terry rounds a corner but a third man appears behind him and points his gun.
MUSIC: Well, it's all right. I'll take your best shot. I'll take your best shot.
Charles appears behind the third man and hits him in the back of his head with a gun, causing the man to fall down.
MUSIC: Boom. Here comes the boom. Ready or not, ha ha, how you like me now?
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
Figgis is walking alone near the mini-golf course and he is holding a gun up.
FIGGIS: Peralta. Holt. I know you're here. I'm gonna kill you.
JAKE: I don't think so.
Jake appears behind Figgis, pointing a gun at him.
FIGGIS: Oh
JAKE: Put down the weapon, Figgis.
Figgis places his gun on the ground and puts his hands up.
JAKE: There you go. Oh, yes. I've been waiting for this moment a long time. You ruined my life. I had to live in Florida for six months!
FIGGIS: It's the worst. Have you tried the pizza down here?
JAKE: Yeah, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. It somehow burned my mouth and is cold at the same time. But none of that changes the fact that you're about to go to prison for the rest of your life.
SHERIFF: Drop it, Sherbet!
Sheriff Reynolds walks out from behind a sign next to Jake, pointing a gun at him.
JAKE: What? No!
SHERIFF: I've been everywhere, and I finally spotted your minivan with the New York plates parked around back. We already got all your friends. So drop it.
JAKE: You don't understand. I'm a detective with the NYPD. This is Jimmy Figgis; he's wanted by the FBI.
FIGGIS: No, I'm Constantine Binvoglio, and I came here to repair a skee ball machine on the the fritz, but suddenly he's trying to kill me.
JAKE: He's lying. "Constantine Binvoglio". It's clearly a name he just made up. I'm very impressed. That was pretty good.
SHERIFF: I will shoot you, Sherbet.
JAKE: All right, fine, I will put down my weapon, but you have to promise me you will not let this man go.
The sheriff gestures with a downwards motion, Jake then puts his gun down on the ground. Figgis then lowers his hands
SHERIFF: Okay, well, we're gonna cuff everyone, and then we're gonna sort this all out.
JAKE: Thank you.
FIGGIS: Yeah, thanks, Sheriff.
Figgis pulls out another gun and shoots the sheriff in the shoulder.
JAKE: No!
FIGGIS: Now let's me and you take a little walk.
Jake follows Figgis and the sheriff lays on the ground.
SHERIFF: Ooh.
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE, MINI-GOLF COURSE
We see Jake walking ahead of Figgis who is point a gun at his back.
JAKE: How do you think you're getting out of this, Figgis? Do you even have a plan?
FIGGIS: I'm gonna hold you hostage to get away. Then I'm gonna drive to a gas station where I'll steal a clean car and head for the airport, where I'll buy a ticket with my false ID, then kill you in the parking lot and disappear again.
JAKE: Pfft. You're scrambling.
INT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
We see an officer pointing a gun at Rosa, Amy, Terry, Scully, Hitchcock and Figgis' men.
TERRY: Look, I told you, we're NYPD.
OFFICER 1: Yeah, right.
CHARLES: I can prove it. Look up "Brooklyn detective attacked by birds". You'll see an article with a photo of me.
OFFICER 2 (V.O.): Officer down. All available units respond.
ROSA: (Whispering to Amy) I'm gonna give you a window, and you're gonna go after Jake. (She then walks towards the officer) My name is Detective Rosa Diaz, NYPD.
OFFICER 1: Get back.
ROSA: I'm reaching for my badge.
She grabs her badge and throws it at the officer before throwing him to the ground. She grabs his gun and passes it to Amy.
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE
Figgis is pushing Jake forwards with a gun to his back and Amy appears behind them.
FIGGIS: Keep walking.
AMY: Let him go.
They quickly turn around.
FIGGIS: Put that gun down, or he dies.
JAKE: He's not gonna shoot me. He needs me alive to get out of here.
FIGGIS: Yeah, you willing to take that bet? I wouldn't. Now put the gun down.
Amy and Jake stare at each other. Jake nods and Amy looks unsure. Jake then nods again. Amy lowers her gun slightly and shoots Jake in the leg.
JAKE: Oh!
FIGGIS: You shot him!
Figgis throws Jake to the ground, Amy goes up to him.
AMY: Are you okay? I'm sorry I shot you. I thought that's what the nod meant.
JAKE: It was. It was awesome. It was actually just like the end of "Speed", which is a pretty good movie. It's not as good as "Die Hard". "Die Hard"'s perf-
AMY: Okay, Jake, I'm gonna go after Figgis.
Amy runs after Figgis and Jake shouts after her.
JAKE: Yeah, I was gonna say, you should keep going after Figgis. Same page, still.
EXT. FRANK'S FUN ZONE, PARKING LOT
Figgis gets into his car and we hear the engine start up. Amy runs up to the car, pointing her gun at it.
AMY: Get out of the car!
We hear a motor and see a large lorry drive towards Figgis' car. Holt and Gina are inside.
GINA: Young Jeezy take the wheel!
Gina lets go of the wheel and they hit the car. Holt points his gun at Figgis.
HOLT: Freeze, punk!
Gina then pulls out another gun.
GINA: Yeah, freeze, punk!
Figgis, in his car still. puts his hands up.
HOLT: Gina, where did you get that gun?
GINA: Lost and found at the storage facility. They have boxes of 'em. They're everywhere.
The police have now arrived and put Figgis into the car. Rosa walks up to him.
ROSA: Hey, Figgis. My fiancé, Adrian Pimento, said when I caught you, I should read you this letter. (Rosa pulls out a not) "I want to lick the skin off your body, baby". Oh, that side's for me. (She turns the note over) "I want to rip the skin off your body, Jimmy".
We now see Holt on a stretcher with Gina at his side and an EMT behind him. Terry and Charles walk up to him.
TERRY: We're sorry we doubted you, sir. You really saved our butts.
HOLT: I can't take credit for that. Gina Linetti is the real hero here.
GINA: But isn't Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? Like, in a way, we were all Gina Linetti today. (She turns to the EMT) Gina, let's take this Gina to the hospital.
They carry Holt away. We now see Jake sitting in the back of an ambulance and another EMT tending to his bullet wound. Amy walks up to him.
JAKE: Hey, how's the sheriff?
AMY: Well, he keeps yelling, "Disability for life!" So I think he's fine. Also, Coral Palms PD found your marshal at Figgis's hideout, alive at well.
JAKE: Oh, that's great.
AMY: Yeah. How are you doing?
JAKE: Fine you know, just getting bandaged up. (He turns to the EMT) Actually, can you give us a second? Thanks.
The EMT walks away.
JAKE: It hurts so bad. I just didn't want to seem weak in front of EMT Craig.
(Amy laughs.)
AMY: So I know this is weird to say, because I just shot you, but it feels like we're back in sync now.
JAKE: Yeah, I mean, as in sync as I've ever been with someone who just shot me.
They both laugh and Amy walks up to him and kisses him.
AMY: I love you.
JAKE: I love you too. Hey, do you happen to know my blood type?
AMY: Yeah. B positive.
JAKE: Well, guessed wrong. (He pulls a drip from his arm and shouts out the ambulance) Hey, Craig?
INT. BROOKLYN NINE-NINE PRECINCT
Text on the screen reads "2 DAYS LATER" and we see the crew walk up C.J.'s office.
GINA: Hey, Captain Stentley, we're back.
C.J. walks out to see them.
C.J.: How was Florida?
TERRY: It was fine.
HITCHCOCK: A lot of college girls.
ROSA: Come on, man.
TERRY: Now, before you say anything, I know we disobeyed a direct order-
C.J.: Sergeant, relax, okay? Your friends were in trouble; you did what you had to do.
Everyone sighs in relief.
C.J.: And now I got to do what I got to do.
AMY: Oh, no, a memorandum of admonishment?
C.J.: Much worse you're never gonna see the sun again. Your families they're gonna forget your faces. You'll eat lunch at dinnertime and dinner at breakfast. And you'll-
C.J, pauses and everyone looks confused.
C.J.: Ah, what was I talking about? (He laughs) I totally lost my train.
ROSA: You were punishing us.
C.J.: Yes, thank you. Ah! I'm transferring the whole squad to the night shift.
Everyone looks shocked, Terry then shouts.
TERRY: Noooo!
C.J.: Yes.
