Where did I put my keys? Oh no
I really need to leave I'm late
They should be right here but they're not
I've looked everywhere but they are gone

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?
I LEFT THEM RIGHT HERE AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!
I GOTTA GET TO WORK! I'M FUCKING LATE!
I ALWAYS DO THIS FUCKING SHIT!
WHY CAN'T I JUST KEEP MY KEYS IN ONE SPOT...

OH! There they are, silly me! That's right
They were in the pants I wore last night
I should not overreact like that
Now where did I put my wallet at?

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!
FIRST MY KEYS AND NOW THIS?
I SWEAR TO GOD, I...

Oh, there it is