[Intro Samples]
[Man]: "All right, there a shark in the water
He's been killing people
Legs have been bitten off
And there's blood all over the place"

[Carlos]: "Psychos?"
[Seth]: "Did they look like psychos?
Is that what they looked like?
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them
I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!"

[Verse 1]
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely out of my mind

[Chorus 1]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
[Verse 2]
You thought it was a joke, and so you laughed
You laughed! When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid
Right?! You know you laughed
I heard you laugh! You laughed
And laughed and laughed, and then you left
And now you see I’m utterly mad

[Chorus 2]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha

[Verse 3]
I cooked your food, I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds, huh?!
Well, you just wait; they'll find you yet
And when they do, they'll put you in the ASPCA
You mangy mutt!

[Chorus 3]
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-ha!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away, ha-ha!