I don't like a fucking thing! Music sucks dick!
Suck the snot end of the tip of my prick, you fucking cunts!
Get up off of my back
I don't wanna do a show with your shitty fucking band!
You suck, they suck, guess what? Get fucked!
I can't think of any other word to say but "fuck"!
Don't drag our opinions; our opinions are great!
It's new-school face motherfuckers I hate, so:

Local bands! Suck these nuts
U.S. bands! Suck these nuts
Worldwide bands! Suck these nuts
All you bands can suck these fucking nuts, go!

Don't remind me, 'cause you can't stop me from breaking your face
It's you I'll erase
It's hate, motherfucker, hate, motherfucker, hate

Local bands! Suck these nuts
U.S. bands! Suck these nuts
Worldwide bands! Suck these nuts
All you bands can suck these fucking nuts, go!

Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Life's so shitty, but ain't it fucking great?
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!

Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Get this or die!
Local bands! Suck these nuts
U.S. bands! Suck these nuts
Worldwide bands! Suck these nuts
All you bands can suck these fucking nuts, 'cause

Local bands! Suck these nuts
U.S. bands! Suck these nuts
Worldwide bands! Suck these nuts
All of you ? motherfucking bands!

Can suck my motherfucking nuts!
Yeah!