[Verse 1]
Born and raised in this place called life
I got a serious case of the clap
Dirty fingernails killing and stealing
I'm a bona fide psycho and I'm ready to snap

[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) Make a demon seed
(Hey) Smoke a lot of weed
(Hey) You can't stop me, oh, hell no
(Hey) Ultra greasy style
(Hey) Smell my shit for miles
(Hey) Come and get me
Yeah, come on and get me, man

[Chorus]
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog

[Verse 2]
On the highway I am thick as shit
It's just the seat is really killing my 'roids
Motorcycles and a fifth of the beam
I'm a double cammy-shammy
With a need to destroy, yeah
[Pre-Chorus]
(Hey) Super holy shit
(Hey) Pussy, ass and tits
(Hey) You can't stop me, oh, hell no
(Hey) Big old Mr. Q
(Hey) Albuquerque
(Hey) Come and get me
Yeah, come on and get me, man

[Chorus]
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog

[Verse 3]
(Hey) Oh, I should have come in here?
(Hey) Well, nobody said anything
(Hey) Maybe a fucking cue would be nice...
(Hey) Lick my boots you whore
(Hey) Then go to the store
(Hey) We need munchies
Go, get me some munchies, bitch

[Chorus]
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
Yeah yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah
Road hog
[Post-Chorus]
(Hey) Dune bugs on my face
(Hey) Skeeters in my teeth
(Hey) Aw fuck it, oh shit
(Hey) Man, we're almost done
(Hey) Ain't this shit been fun?
(Hey) See you later
Yeah, y'all come back now, hear?

[Outro]
The road hog, baby
Chicken fried, double cheese
Put everything on it