[Intro]
Awww… shit!
Yo…
Get the fuck up!
Frank says get the fuck up!

[Verse 1: Pink Guy]
I keep it tight like a nun's ass, get it?
Y'all fuckers go home and masturbate to Reddit
Flow dirty like I got a bad tooth decay
I got no props like a run down theatre play
Ball so hard, like my nuts are in spandex
These bandits will see my antics and bounce like gymnastics
When I'm done running on these wack beats like track meets
A hard sole like athlete's feet
Couldn't battle me, due to bad beef like cow disease
(How does he do that?)

[The Rap in Pink Guy’s Dialect]

[Verse 2: Pink Guy]
Rap and kill a stage while runnin' like ten errands
Your rhymes just as relevant as Taliban veterans
Name any fool on the mic I'm not better than;
David Letterman ain't tonight's only specimen
Hard on these tracks like a motherfucking locomotive
Train on these beats for the folks that'll know the focus
If I want to set a fire that set it with set schemes
I've been doing this since you were a wet dream
Stop be cool, like an AC's fuse blows
Stay high like you're standing in on a Jew's nose
I'm fucking cannibalistic
So quit this interpretation of animal bitch-tricks
Rhymes so pussy I can feel your fucking ovaries
From halfway across the world, so don't bring them over please
Go to Greece, or some place in the East
If your rhymes remain fat, then fuck it, I'll be obese
It ain't a party 'till the titties involved
So stand the fuck up like you sat on your balls, playa
Like you sat on your balls, playa
Like you sat on your balls, playa
[Outro]
Oww!
Yo
Shoutouts to Salamander man for taking my, uhh, Hotpocket this morning…
I’m gunna fucking kill you