[Intro]
Ahem, uh

[Verse 1]
If I said this verse was fucking whack, then I'd be lying
You said you're going platinum, but your momma should have gone latex, I'm crying
Because you're trying way too fucking hard to be what I am
Give it a break and sit the fuck down!
Now it's Pink in the flesh and I ain't talking about vaginas
If you wanna sniff a line of cocaína up in a diner and pop a molly or stupid shit
Reflect on using it but use it again, just to make sure that you're not used to it
I'm snapping necks like it's a bad picture
I got these faggots throwing up like they were bad pitchers
'Cause this cranial tumor is not so humorous to bitches new to this
Uterus spilling girls with a million cramps that are thicker than their fluid gets
Now that's a stupid bitch
I get offended by these girls with their useless shit
So if you got a problem write it on a piece of paper
And shove it up your ass, I probably wouldn't read it later
I'm so faded, like your grandma in the hospital with Alzheimer's
She won't remember this joke, but just remember
Even when she's losing her brain, she won't hesitate to wake up
And start screaming my name, like...

[Bridge]
(In the hospital!) She gon' be screaming my name
(In the grave!) She gon' be screaming my name
(In the wheelchair!) She gon' be screaming my name
Who am I? Who am I? Yup, yup, it's Pink Guy!
[Verse 2]
So who am I? Yup, yup, it's Pink Guy
Kissing too much ass and you might contract pink eye
They said I wasn't smart enough to get some A's again
I wrote some essays (ese's) up, like arresting a few Mexicans
So what the fuck is with this estrogen?
Everybody's bitching about my work, my dick starts to hurt again...

[Verse 3]
That's why I'm making all these octopus balls
'Cause y'all need to grow your own
Come and tickle my tentacles and tell me that I'm weak, I got ink and some balls
I said balls like fucking twice, but I gotta emphasize on my testicle size—
I meant tentacle size, whoops!
First you pour the batter then include the invertebrate
Leave it for a couple minutes, spin it like Beyblades
Then you eat some fresh balls

[Outro]
Then you eat some fresh balls
Then you eat some fresh balls, homie
Then you eat some fresh balls, homie
Suck on 'em, suck on 'em good!