[Chorus]
I see you training 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
I guess the Poké in my pocket wasn't enough and I'm like "Muk you," and Golduck her too
Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner
But that move don't hit (that move don't hit)
And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best with a "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ohh)

[Verse 1]
I said I'm sorry I don't got a Jirachi
But I could've made your wish come true
Well, he's a Zapdos, and I'm more a Pidgy
But I'd fly around the world for you

[Pre-Chorus]
And I pity the fool that tries to catches you now
(She wants your Gold Nugget
Thought you should now, Diglett)
No, I can't escape from you now
Uh, I really hate your grass right now

[Chorus]
I see you training 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
I guess the Poké in my pocket wasn't enough and I'm like "Muk you," and Golduck her too
Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner
But that move don't hit (that move don't hit)
And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best with a "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
[Verse 2]
Now I know that I'm not a Machoke
But you think I'm just some Pignite
And when you see me, you see a Slowbro
You could've been my Jynx and I could've been your Mr. Mime

[Pre-Chorus]
And I pity the fool that tries to catches you now
(She wants your Gold Nugget
Thought you should now, Diglitt)
No, I can't escape from you now
Now go and tell your little Blue or Gary or whatever his name is

[Chorus]
I see you training 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
I guess the Poké in my pocket wasn't enough and I'm like "Muk you," and Golduck her too
Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner
But that move don't hit (that move don't hit)
And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best with a "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)

[Bridge]
Now baby, baby, baby, why you wanna paralyze me so bad
She'd Golurk'in through my wallet, now it's empty and that
Ho-Oh's me cash, yeah
And I'm like "why, why, why, Ledyba?"
I love you, I Luvdisc you, woah
[Chorus]
I see you training 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
I guess the Poké in my pocket wasn't enough and I'm like "Muk you," and Golduck her too
Said if I used fissure, I'd be the winner
But that move don't hit (that move don't hit)
And I got this empty Pokédex, but I wish you the best with a "Muk you" (Ooh-ooh-ooh)