Everybody says that the girl from the office
Is the best-looking girl they've ever seen
And everybody smiles at the girl from the office
When she walks across the factory floor

And everybody says that the girl from the office
Is a little standoff-ish when they talk to her
And everybody thinks that the girl from the office
Isn't keen on hanging out with the boys from work
Oh what a hero I would be
If the girl from the office
Went out with me

What's she like…everybody says
What's she like…what's she like in bed?

No one seems to know where the girl from the office
Goes in her spare time, well I found out
She visits the Sabrina Dancing Academy
I just got my membership card filled out
Oh what a hero I would be
If the girl from the office
Went out with me

What's she like…everybody says
What's she like…what's she like in bed?
Everybody knows – their lives are going nowhere
Everybody dreams – she's a breath of fresh air
Everybody's eyes – are gazing at the software
Yeah – yeah – yeah – yeah

Everybody says that the girl from the office
Is the best-looking girl they've ever seen
And everybody smiles at the girl from the office
When she fetches me a coffee from the staff canteen
Now I'm the hero of the factory – Mr. Popularity
But I feel bad 'cos she's so sweet and I'm sick of
Everybody asking me

What's she like…everybody says
What's she like…what's she like in bed?
What's she like…everybody says
What's she like…what's she like in bed?