When you're poor and cheap
And you want nothing more than a
Snack to eat
Then you get on your feet and head down
To the store
And dumpster dive for bagels

When you're sad and broke
And you want nothing more than a
Stack of toast
Then you put on your coat and
Go head to the nearest bakery in your neighborHOOD

In the back of a dunkin donut parking lot
Hoping to not see a skunk rat or ocelot
Torso deep in rye and wheat
English muffins on your feet
Think you hear someone so stop and hide it'

Covered in goop you continue cause you hope
To find some food like a muffin or a loaf
Anything will do
I just need some carbohydrates

When you'rе poor and cheap
And you want nothing more than a
Snack to eat
Thеn you get on your feet and head down
To the store
And dumpster dive for bagels