[Intro]
Yeah
Young Face
This song goes out to everybody
Starting fake beef on the internet
Starting fake drama just to get views
Don't think I don't see you

[Verse 1]
Ay, scrolling all day like I do (Like I do)
Trying to see what's popping on the tube (YouTube, ay)
Checking up on Logan Paul, too (Logang)
You know I'm a maverick, that's true
Wait, what is this?
Jake Paul, diss track
Logan Paul, diss track
Ricegum, diss track
All getting millions of views
At first I'm like "What the fuck's up with these dudes?"
'Till I saw they were getting views like cheap receipts
I know that I'm an all around really nice guy
But why nobody want to beef with me?
I see this other guys roasting each other and raking in views
The channels are flourishing
So if you think I'd get mad if you roasted me
I can endure it, man, I would encourage it, honestly
All I want is them views
Original content's old news
That shit makes me snooze
Start beef with me, you can't lose, ay
[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers please come and beef with me, uh
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me if you come and beef with me

[Bridge]
I can send you a list of things I'm self-conscious about
Anything is fair game except for my feet

[Verse 2]
Ay, I could roast your vids, yeah
You could roast my clothes, ay
I could roast your diss track
You could roast my nose
You could write a whole song 'bout what I look like
Starting beef for views
The oldest trick in the book, like
Trick is older than the sphynx
Come and roast me 'cause my content stinks
I want a lot of views on YouTube
I'm gonna need a long beef like sausage links
I can pretend that you kidnapped my dog
You can pretend that I beat up your mom
We can pretend the police got involved
We gon' be dropping this drama like bombs, ay
[Chorus]
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
Somebody who has a whole lot of subscribers please come and beef with me, uh
Someone come beef with me
Someone come beef with me
My ego is fragile and you will destroy me if you come and beef with me