[Intro]
What's up, guys?
This song goes out to anybody who's ever had a problem in their life
Uh, yep, that's right, anybody who's had any kind of problem
This song is for you

[Verse 1]
Every day goes in slow motion
Ever since you left I sit around like time is frozen, 'cause I ain't got you
I'm so full of emotion, these tears all on the floor like I'm swimming in the ocean
'Cause I ain't got you
I know these past few months have been a trip (Like, ay)
And I know I've been acting like a dick (Yuh, yuh)
But now I got a plan to get you back (Ay, ooh)
A plan that I know you cannot resist, like

[Chorus]
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid, I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab (That's right)
When I got too much on my plate, I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab

[Bridge]
Huh, why didn't she like my dabbing? That always works!
Oh, well
Maybe I just have to dab harder next time, guys!
"Wait, didn't people stop thinking dabbing was funny, like, two years ago, when Hillary Clinton did it on Ellen?"
Haha, dude, shut the fuck up!
[Verse 2]
Goddamn, all I do is dab
If you got a problem I would gladly throw some hands to the side (Haha), and let them glide (Haha), into the air (Haha), while I cry (Haha)
'Cause I miss you Ashley
Walked in on my girl with my best friend
Dab on 'em
My landlord telling me to pay my rent
Dab on 'em
Might go to jail for stabbing some dude's face
Dab on 'em
My doctor says I'm paralyzed from the neck down and can't dab
Dab on 'em

[Chorus]
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Yuh, yuh), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab (Dab, dab)
When I got too much on my plate (Yuh), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab
Yeah, when I feel nervous or afraid (Whoo!), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab
Yeah, when I got too much on my plate (Dab, dab, dab, dab, dab), I know what to do, boy
I go straight up to my haters and dab