Ayo guys, we're gonna be doing Mr. Sandman
Except it's me, Sad Man

Mr. Sad Man, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've ever seen
Give him two lips like roses and clover
Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sad Man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sad Man, bring me a dream

This is so lit
I love these guys
Chordettes, shoutout to you man

Mr. Sad Man, bring me a dream
Make him the cutest that I've evеr seen
Give him the word that I'm not a rover
Thеn tell him that his lonesome nights are over
Sad Man, I'm so alone
Don't have nobody to call my own
Please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sad Man, bring me a dream

Alright, get ready guys, this is gonna be lit
Yeah
Mr. Sad Man (Yes?) bring us a dream
Give him a pair of eyes with a "come-hither" gleam
Give him a lonely heart like Pagliacci
And lots of wavy hair like Liberace
Sad Man, someone to hold (someone to hold)
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mr. Sad Man, bring us, please, please, please
Mr. Sad Man, bring us a dream

Yuh, woo
That was lit