[Intro]
#ItsNotWhatItSoundsLike
P, Splurgeboys
Mad

[Verse]
Smart all because of my mother
If you put me in a category, make sure it's "other"
I ain't like these other rappers, I'm different
I don't approve of using words people used to use to make fun of my colour
While these other rappers are dissing and breading each other
I was paying the rent, looking after bills and my brother
Got my mum a four-bed, climbing the property ladder
What have you done for your mother? That's right, what
I'm smart all because of my mother
If you put me in a category, make sure it's "other"
I ain't like these other rappers, I'm different
I don't approve of using words people used to use to make fun of my colour
While these other rappers are dissing and breading each other
I was paying the rent, looking after bills and my brother
Got my mum a four-bed, climbing the property ladder
What have you done for your mother? That's right, nada
Bass thicker than Dumb & Dumber
Sixteen lines, popping, I need another number
"I'm an original, I know where I'm from"
OK, so why you pronouncing 100 as "one hunna"?
That shit makes my soul suffer
Baller [?] you're a toe punter
Same game but famous for different reasons
I'm pitching in the field, this motherfucker's a home runner
All my enemies screaming that there's a storm coming
Tell 'em I said lightning ain't shit if there's no thunder
Bet me what? You're no punter with no hunger
You're no hunter, you're full of bogey, you nose runner
I flow cold all year cause I don't know summer
I know my lines when it comes to clashing, I'm no fluffer
I'm in stitches, these bitches claiming they don't need a father
So why they tryna holla and tryna know papa?
I know about your haters, my brudda
A real bredda clocks them all when he's on the come-up
Wreck my house and I'll wreck yours by taking your lover
I'll be screaming hubba hubba hubba if she's a stunner
I ain't as skinny as I used to be, I got the belly now
So Mr Chubba Chubbs giving her the chubba chubba
Met her at 3, I was ready to go and stunt with the stunner
Made the move at 3:16, stunning the stunner
There you go again acting like Mr Lover Lover
"Yeah, but Mr, I really love her, love her"
Claiming you love each other but she's undercover
With another lover and she's about to reach for another rubber
I ain't gonna lie, I think we were made for each other
Cause she's a sucker for love and I fucking love a sucker
Come on, how's she gonna reach for another rubber?
And that's your baby mama, ahh, I'm a motherfucker
You wanna beef me now, motherfucker?
I'm upfront, don't front cause I'll snuff a bluffer
I've had weapons and I ain't afraid to touch another
Mack Daddy cross your back and it go papapapa
M-m-m-mad
Breading ain't me, I've had enough of butter
I don't jam with these Marmites, blud, I'd rather suffer
I'm the same P Money but myself is tougher
And you're all complacent
I don't think none of you wanna be in this altercation
You wake up where I torture patients and I bored a pagan
In front of a man with black gloves, a sword, a mask [?]
Made you think he was really Caucasian
I might let you go just so I could make a statement
But you'll go to the feds and snitch on your bloody statement
I'll probably kill you by accident out of frustration
Motherfucker I'm P
24/7 round the clock, that's P
No name, just a letter, motherfucker, that's P
24/7 round the clock, that's P
No name, just a letter, motherfucker, that's P
24/7 round the clock, that's P
No name, just a letter, motherfucker
If you want it you can get it
But be careful when you get it
It's like a bug and if you get it
Gonna have to call the medic, I'm P
[Outro]
Turn up, turn up, turn up, turn up, mad
Splurgeboys