P Money
#LOTMVI P Money vs Big H (2014 clash)
ROUND 1:

[BIG H]
If I whack man's head with a baseball bat
That will tek off baseball cap
Man wanna talk about H and that like
Why would you say all that when
You're some homo money
Can't see you like your owe man money
Funny man jokes you are so not funny
H is gully!
You were on 1XTRA
How comes you never brought blacks or despa
How come you look like some african wrestler
Man dont know about you in manchester
You were in prague lest despa to starve
Dem man didn't have pees to get yard
And I don't wanna hear about p's and bars
Cah dem man there dont believe your bars
AK rifle get man gassed
Front oor kicked off window smashed
Run up in the crib leave the kitchen trashed
Whos this prick that getts didn't clash
Zimm zimm zoom man get man moved
Dashed outside barefoot no shoes
What?...
Punch up man and take his food
Head gone dead song
Clash H thats long
White man out with a bomb
Big 45 send you straight hong kong
Are you learning money?
I was earning money
Fire and smoke burning money
Don't talk it ain't concerning money
[P MONEY]
I knew that you was gonna say that fam
I knew, wanna know how i know?
Cause this fucking asshole went and said it on his twitter
Thats when i knew
Had it in the bag this skinny dead fag hasn't got a clue
Doesnt even wanna tell the truth
Now your lyrics are about to get shot down
And the funniest thing is its all because of you
When i was at glastonbury two years in a row on stage OG's where there!
When i was at [?] yard getting busy in the day, getting busy in the eve OG's where there!
Dropped eskemo got the biggest reload of the wireless fest OG's where there!
At fabric you shouldn't chat shit, at fabric OG's where there!
I got respect for them everybody knows
Eskemo dance i never done a show
Ive not made sure OG's involved
Ie turned down money
Thats how it goes
Picking out clothes, bringing them shows
You was digging out your nose and lipsing your bro
I was making sure they were getting proper dough
You was at a next man pissing your pole

[BIG H]
Heard you tryna clash pmoney
Now im getting paid yes thats free money
Member them days when i couldn't see money
Now look dem man are giving me money
Trust
I can make more money
Smash your face and take your money
Zim zim zoom mans in a ... what?
Yo
[BIG H asks the DJ for a reload but is denied due to LOTM rules ]

[ARGUMENT STARTS]

Can't be a king if you ain't ruled
Man ain't no clown
Can't get fooled
H on mic, now you're getting schooled
Yo listen out when your name gets called
Tell me are you stupid?
Tell me are you dumb?
Tell me what you did
Tell me what you done
Stand over there watch me go number one
Just like scratchy man will get bun

[P MONEY]
Swear down you've finished
Is it my fault this mans flows so shit i can't tell if hes talking or shitting
I mean...jamma can you smell that?
Are you talking or shitting?
I dunno what you cook in your kitchen
But your chong lee breath's definitely kicking
When i first heard what my man said
I thought to myself dont get me vexxed
Man said hes got cats and flees
I said "fam why have you got so many pets"
That ain't a traphouse dont talk rek
Just be honesy your yard is a mess
I'll kidnap dans
Chief up bosses
Slap up presidents
And chief up dreads
And fuck [?]major
The biggest thing about you is your belly
I was gonna link H's girlfriend then a man showed me her ass was flatter than my telly
I bend over and she was like "no I wasn't ready"
How can she have a plasma ass that ain't even HD ready?
Mad
Yeah always ready
But that time p money weren't quite ready
Mayby i should open her legs but
Then i smelled something mad and my boner went to a semi
Cause she fucking stunk blud!
GOD bless the 141 but im just blessed man rang her on private number
[ARGUMENT STARTS AGAIN DUE TO BIG H WANTING THE NEXT ROUND]

ROUND 2:

[BIG H]
Who is this Guy
Tell me
Who is in a crew with this guy
Jamma
What we gonna do with this guy
Swear
Ill start slewing this guy
Why do you dress like that
Fam
You look a mess like that
Man ah get stressed like that
Can't come round all blessed like that
If i pull out the AK don
You'll be like rahh "wheres jayjay gone?"
Man wil play fifa stay winner stays on
Smash mans xbox whole game done
You ain't deep like i am
To get where you are you had to eat out sians's
Swear?
Little dee beat sian
Them gyal are dead like princess dianne
What you take man for?
Do you kow i will brake mans jaw
What you hating for
Dem man don't like H anymore
What you take man for
What you take man for
Do you kow i will brake mans jaw
What you hating for
Dem man don't like H anymore
What?
I was serving brits
Drag MC's outta german whips
2 door 2 door man go skitz
How can you talk like H ain't rich
I dont wanna hear bout P
Or about gender or about little dee
Knife and fork when we eat OG's
Any funny business then im gonna squeeze

[P MONEY]
Mans a real territorial
Bury you alive
Literally and metaphorical
Any question with the weapon the rhetorical
You wouldn't see it coming
Even if you was a uracol
They wanna put me up against big H
Im in hysterics same thing
This is gonna be historical
Man didn't wanna buck me in person
I slapped him all over the net like it was vollyball
You can describe all you want like phenominal


ROUND 3:

[P MONEY]
When i showed my mate you vid, he was like
P are you clashing a girl or a guy?
Serious question though
Is he alright?
I said "hes a badman"
He said "yeah right"
"badman that wears his hair to the side?"
"fuck off... them boy there you gotta mind"
"real battyman things going on in his mind"
Look at him...deffo swallows his pride