[Verse 1: Hot Karl]
This ain't no R&B shit (uh-uh)
No smooth talk Ronnie Romance tip (nope)
I'm playing these chicks with a purpose
Like "thanks a lot for your service" (thank you!)
Once I bust these kids
The door will hit you where adults don't fit
You were quick to bust some brains
Till you found out you was getting played (oh-ho-ho)
I don't even know what nice is
While you yappin' about some crisis (yapyapyapyap)
About your day at work
I'm zoned out thinking 'bout another skirt
Back/forth, any day
You ain't got a man, I'm not Positive K (I got a man!)
I'm more like Zack Morris
Playing Bayside, here's the chorus

[Hook]
[Hot Karl]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Verse 2: Hot Karl]
Girl, you wanna sit and talk (aww)
I just wanna bust and walk (UHH)
I'm done, that's all I need
That tactic's just like Charlie Sheen (yep)
Hit (hit), quit (quit), save the lip
For some Kim Cattrall shit
Right when she thinks that I'm a pro
She's like, "where the fuck did Karl go?"
Out the door, I'm gone, whore
I got what I came for
You sayin' you wanna spoon
Save that shit for Dream and Loon (whoops)
You got the wrong dude
Not dental, just plain rude
One shot, that's all she wrote
Broken off, I'm out like Rob Lowe

[Hook]
[Hot Karl]
Now Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Hot Karl - spoken]
Aww yeah, girl, I'm the man, yeah...
Wait a minute!
Is that my ex-girlfriend Boobie Poquito?
Does she have a mic in her hand?

[Verse 3: Boobie Poquito with Hot Karl interjections]
Karl ain't got the magic stick {what?}
There's no reason to talk shit {wait a minute}
You? Split? What's that about?
You ain't iceberg, you look like Milhouse {aww}
You're telling me to swallow your kids
I'm about to drop you like Interscope did {I actually left}
You ain't LL with a six-pack
You couldn't find my G-spot if you had a map {not true}
I didn't like you inside
I wouldn't even play you in NBA Live {low blow}
But you might get a booty call
If I'm horny in the middle of the night, baby doll {alright}
Tell you what you want to hear {yeah?}
Yell "It's great", whisper in your ear {okay}
"Ooh, come on H.K., hard kore" {yeah!}
Whoops, I'm done, now find the door {aaaaahhh!}

[Hook]
[Woman]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on dude, I like it raw
I could take a little more
But once I'm done, I'm out the door
[Hot Karl]
Back/forth, see/saw
Come on baby, take it raw
You can't make it any more
That's the point, I'm out the door
[Outro - spoken]
[Boobie Poquito]
Hehehehehe! At least I got to tell everybody what it's really like in bed with you!

[Hot Karl]
On my debut album? I have a reputation, Boobie!

[Boobie Poquito]
Yeah, but you have NO GAME!

[Hot Karl]
I know, you said that already

[Boobie Poquito]
You can't even play Mario Kart!

[Hot Karl]
Aww, you're hitting me when I'm down now. Come on

[Boobie Poquito]
Seriously though, he was done and I hadn't even pulled my vagina out yet! UHH!

[Hot Karl]
Come on, at least I'm good looking, though...

[Boobie Poquito]
You're gross

[Hot Karl]
Oh

[Boobie Poquito]
A rapper with no game? Good luck, buddy!

[Hot Karl]
Thanks