Criss cross, white like lacrosse
Slimey green lizard, they call me lacoste
They call me Special K, and that is OK
Because I'm a crossword puzzle, I got the word play
And I got one love, and that one love is Jah
I shoot my shot, but they dont pass me the ball

I make green, no not ganja
Euro-step, and fly like Lufthansa
I am jammin like Bob Marley
Im a stick, call the guy from iCarly
I got all the answers like Alex Trebek
People love me like a stimulus check
Never swing and miss, yeah, miss me with that shit
I make goals, slapshot, yeah, hit you with that stick

Criss cross, white like lacrosse
Slimey green lizard, they call me lacoste
They call me Special K, and that is OK
Because I'm a crossword puzzle, I got the word play
And I got one love, and that one love is Jah
I shoot my shot, but they dont pass me the ball

I will always be there, I am always on call
I am not Pink Floyd, Im not a brick in the wall
No milly rock, I only crip walk
Rep Martin is the Man in Moonrock
Call you a beetle cuz you always be buggin
I like Joe Yung cuz he always be thuggin
*no homo
Fast like the wind, so they throwin me caution
JD is cool, but he always be joshin
Im fuckin A, cuz I come before the B's
I never take L's, cuz Im throwin up C's
Can't fall asleep cuz my mind's always racing
I need to all Harris so I can work on my pacing
I come in clutch, just like a shift
I got the flex, call me Phil Swift
Used to work at Kroger, yeah I used to get that bread
Call me hummus cuz I always beat the spread
I've climbed all the mountains, nothing left to do
I hype you up, call me Mountain Dew
I love the woo, but I never soo-woo
I am electric, call me pikachu
How does it feel when you got no food?
*SLATT

All of these people, yeah they callin me McLovin
But your Mom's McLovin me cuz Im McBaking her McMuffins
*Yo, I can't even right now
*Yo, this song so good man, it's making me high man

Fast like the wind, so they throwin me caution
JD is cool, but he always be joshin