[Verse 1: Tyler, The Creator]
You-You see how it is when you pick out a pet
How can you make up your mind what to get?
But what if we took one of each kind of pet then our home would be full of the pets we would get

[Interlude: Jimmy Kimmel & Tyler, The Creator]
Tyler? Hey man, how you doing?
Hey, Jimmy
It's good to have you here
You look nice, oh thanks
I was thinking that, uh, maybe if you just did it a little more, uh
I don't know, like, rhythmically, like, if you did, like
Ohhhh, okay, okay
You know what I'm saying
Like a, yeah, like a rap, like kinda, you know?
Uh, cool, cool
Yeah, cool, okay, alright, alright

[Verse 2: Tyler, The Creator]
No! Dad would be mad, we can only have one
If we don't choose, we will end up with none
Jimmy, Ji-

[Interlude: Jimmy Kimmel & Tyler, The Creator]
Tyler? Um, hmm
You look- You look really nice, thank you
I guess what I, you know, I just was hoping it would have, uh
What is the word I'm looking for, a little more, um
Uh, I don't know what the word I'm looking for is
Swag?, no, oh, not swag, flow
Matthew McCon-, no?
No, not Matthew McConaughey, no
No, but like, a little more flow
Ohh
You know, so, like, it would rhyme, like, you know, what pet, should I get
Okay, okay, I thin-, you guys think I got it?
*Crowd cheers*
Okay, um
[Verse 3: Tyler, The Creator]
I'll do it right now, I'll do what I said
I'll make up my mind, that's up in my head
The dog or a rabbit, the fish or the cat
I'll pick it up fast and that was this and that was that
Jimmy Kimmel this segment was wack

[Outro: Jimmy Kimmel]
No, that was good, that was actually really good
You did a lot better at the end
I think we really have something here
Dr. Seuss would be really proud
WAIT, aren't you supposed to drop the mic...I guess I'll just drop it, alright