[Intro]
As long as you have rhythm
And as long as you have rhymes
You could basically rap to anything
And make it sound good
Let me show you

[Verse]
The sun did not shine
It was too wet to play
So we sat in the house
On that cold, cold, wet day

I sat there with sally
We sat there, we two
And I said, 'how we wish
We had something to do

Too wet to go out
Too cold to play ball
So we sat in the house
We did nothing at all

So all we could do was
Sit
Sit
Sit
Sit
And we did not like it
No, not one little bit
And then something went BUMP
How that bump made us jump
We looked
Then we saw him step on the mat
We looked
And then we saw him
The cat in the hat
And he said to us
Why do you sit there like that
I know it is wet
And the sun is not sunny
But we can have
Lots of good fun that is funny

I know some good games we could play
Said the cat
I know some new tricks
Said the cat in the hat
What?

[Outro]
So basically what I'm saying is
You could rap fucking Cat in the Hat
And make it sound good
If you know how to do it