[Verse 1]
You're a mean one, Mr Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel
Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

[Verse 2]
You're a monster, Mr. Grinch!
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah
[Verse 3]
You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch!
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch!

[Hook]
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

[Verse 4]
You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch!
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch!
Darling, three words that describe you
Are "Stink, stank, stunk!"

[Hook]
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah
[Verse 5]
You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch!
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato, to-mah-toe
Splotched with moldy, purple spots
Oh, Mr. Grinch!
Let's face it, darling, you are a mess!

[Hook]
I'ma tell it like it T.I.is
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Yeah

[Verse 6]
You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch!
With a nauseating super naus!
You're a crooked jerky jockey
You drive a crooked horse
Mr. Grinch!

[Spoken Outro and Hook]
You're a three-decker sauerkraut toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!
Yes, you are
Like, I was really having a really great time until you came along And... really... I mean you spoiled it
Not only for me but for a whole bunch of people and that's why I have to tell you, that of all the people I've met in my whole life you're the worst in the whole wide world and I mean it, I really do
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch, you're a winch
Yeah
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch
Mr. Grinch