[Verse]

A-rooty-toot-toot
A-rooty-toot-toot
Terwilliker-williker Institute!

Hooray for us! (Hooray for us)
Hurrah for us! (Hurrah for us)

We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all
Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us
Hooray! We are victorious! (Victorious)

Now isn't that too glorious?
Our nasty team notorious
Us gruesome griming glorious
Us stinkers are victorious

We ain't too neat, we ain't too bright
But nevertheless we won tonight
Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us
Hooray! We arе victorious! (Victorious)

Terwilliker, we sing to thee
Our cruеl black hearts we bring to thee
For crime and slimy villainy
Terwilliker Academy
Oh, the walls are green with ivy down at Harvard
And down at Princeton and Old Purdue (In Old Purdue)
So what they think they're smart with all their ivy
Us at Terwilliker got ivy too (Got ivy too)

Yeah!
Hail to thee our hallowed halls
We got poison ivy walls
Poo on Harvard, Yale, and such
We got ivy they can't touch
Poison ivy covered walls
Hail to thee our hallowed halls (Hallowed halls)

Terwilliker, thy name we praise
We love thy foul and loathsome ways
Thy crummy criminality
Terwilliker A-cat-emy!

Alma mater, alma mater
Never ever could be greater
Rotten as a bad tomater
Alma mater, die-dee-dee-dow-dee-dow-dee-dow

We're rough, we're tough, we're on the ball
We're gruesome one, we're gruesome all
Unthinkable, stinkable, horrible us
Hooray! Hooray, we are victorious!