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Money, money, money, money
Money, legal tender
It hasn't any sex appeal
It hasn't any gender
It hasn't any bright blue eyes
It has no ruby mouth
Yet all the world is kissing it
East, west, north, and south
Money, money, money, money
Money, paper money
It has no plunging neckline
And its shave is sort of funny
But still it makes man's temperature
Rise higher than a steeple
More people marry dollar bills
Than people marry people