[Intro: Too $hort, T.I. & (Adrian Marcel)]
Yeah mayne, these bitches out here hobo-hoein'
Buncha motherfuckers out here super-trickin'
What we gon' do, Tip?
Ayy, I'll show you how to be a playa
Yeah
For real my n***a
Gon' show 'em how to be what?
Ayy, how to be a real playa
Like the n***as you see
Ridin' with me
Not on TV
(I'll show you how to be a playa)
Ayy, spit it mayne
Tell these n***as
Ol' lame-ass, busta-ass, square-ass n***as
Ayy
Yeah, we real playas
Yup
For real
For real
Uh-huh
K-I-N-G
All 'bout that P-I-M-P
(See how to be a playa)
I said P-I-M-P
Pimpin' hoes
Nah, nah, nah, that's an acronym, motherfucker
"Put it in my pocket"
That's what we do mayne, that's all we do
My n***a Rocko told them hoes, "Put it in my motherfuckin' pocket"
In my pocket, bitch
Yeah
Stand up guys, man, nah mean?
Richie Rich
Solid individuals
[Verse 1: Richie Rich & (Adrian Marcel)]
Look, ayy, look, ayy
Pussy is pussy, n***a, but pimpin' is pimpin'
Come and fuck with me, I'll teach you how to play with these women
N***as try so hard to fuck 'em, but not me, I befriend 'em
You buy 'em shit, I make 'em laugh and I quickly be in 'em
She shoot me a text every day, I might hit back in a week
Told you she never sucked a dick, well why she do it for me? (Haha)
I charge a bitch for the game, the mind fuckin' is free (Is free)
Little mama crazy in love and this bitch is badder than B
Two at a time if I want, tonight it's me plus three
No time for layin' and stayin', they know I'm playin' for jeeks (Yeah)
See, I'm a playa by nature, a hustler by trade
Got bitches hatin' this game, but love the way that I play it
Double
(How to be a playa, yeah)
Yeah
And I'll show a n***a
(How to be a playa, whoa-oh-oh)

[Outro: Too $hort, T.I. & (Adrian Marcel)]
Yo, where the real ones, mayne
(Whoa-oh-oh-oh yeah, yeah)
Where the real ones at?
Where the real playas at?
I could show you
I could show you
Where they at?
Yeah, I swear to god I could show you
Have them broads with bankrolls lookin' for you, my n***a
Pay a pimp, bitch
I want all of it, all the time, in my motherfuckin' pocket
Man I come from a long line
A pimp n***a way before time, uh huh
(Show you how to be a playa)
Bitch
Think I'm lyin' to you?
I know you tellin' the truth
Is that how good it sounds to you? Haha
(How to be a real playa)
Spit that game, mayne
You can ask my bitch, and if she don't answer, go ask your bitch
(Yeah)
Ask the bitch
(Oh how to be a playa)
Don't ask me, ask the bitch
Real spit
(I'll show you how to be a real playa, whoa)
N***a
Y'all n***as been livin' off the fat of the land for a long time
No more, n***a
All y'all well-fed, good household
All a y'all daddy-ass n***as
(How to be, how to be)
Pimpin' hoes, mayne, we pimpin' hoes, mayne
Shit, I pimp mine from the concrete, n***a
Got it from a bitch
Got a hoe ass, if nothing else
(How to be a real playa)
Nah mean?
(Oh, oh, oh oh, oh oh)
Yeah, yeah
You know when crack don't sell, pussy will
Haha
(Show ya how to be a playa)
Gotta pass the game on mayne
Gotta show the youngsters how to do it
(How to be a real playa, whoa)
Shout out to the real ones
(Oh-oh-oh)
My name is Too $hort
I wanna thank you for listening to The Pimp Tape
Thirty years in the game, baby
Real playa
(Thank you everybody)
(So soak game on a playa)
(Soak game on this town shit, playa)
(Uh huh)
(Yeah yeah yeah)
(I'm a real playa)