One, two, three, here we go
Bedlam, bedlam, ho, ho, ho

Knock, knock, knock, come right in
You're the people from the loony bin

How'd you guys get here so soon?
Did you spot my toy balloon?

Please don't make the straps too snug
I've always been a fragile bug

Must we march? Can't we ride?
I got my horse parked right outside

Glad to see that we're on time
But must you always speak in rhyme?

Lock the door and hide the key
'Cause if I get loose, you won't catch me