Napoleon XIV
I Owe a Lot to Iowa Pot (The Second Coming version)
[Chorus]
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot
Iowa grown and grand
I never knew such beautiful boo
Grew in this groovy land I'm in
And I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed
Iowa raised and born
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot
And that's not just Iowa corn

[Verse 1]
Well, I never cared much for domestic
I would always be turning it down
But I just smoked a joint so majestic
So fentestic, it's the best stick in town
And it blooms in this Midwestern section
And there isn't a glimmer of doubt
It could shake a Jamaica connection
'Cause it's cheap, deep, and far-bleepin'-out

[Chorus]
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot
Iowa grown and grand
I never knew such beautiful boo
Grew in this groovy land I'm in
And I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed
Iowa raised and born
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot
And that's not just Iowa corn, ha-ha-ha
[Verse 2]
Contraband from the land 'cross the border
Is el ropo and risky to get
While, of course, the exotic importer
Takes your order from his private jet
So just keep your Colombian rip-off
And your shady Canadian scene
'Cause I'd sooner be singeing my lip off
On some straight, great Iowa green
Everybody sing, I owe a lot to Iowa pot, ha-ha

[Chorus]
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot (Iowa grown and grand)
Iowa grown and grand (I never knew such beautiful boo)
I never knew such beautiful boo (Grew in this groovy land I'm in)
Grew in this groovy land I'm in (And I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed, yes)
And I'm indebted indeed to wonderful weed (Iowa raised and born)
Iowa raised and born (Okay, everybody shut up)
Oh, I owe a lot to Iowa pot
And that's not just Iowa corn
No, that's not just Iowa corn