[Verse 1]
I've been high in the Rocky Mountains
I've been high in the valleys too
I've been high as an eye of an eagle in the sky
And a whole lot higher than a few

[Chorus]
Well, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo

[Verse 2]
There's a silly old ape named Arnie
He's got hair all curly and dark
But he's really at his best when he's poundin' on his chest
'Cause he's thinkin' he's the king of the park
There's a lazy alligator named Larry
He's a-rumpin' in the mud and the clay
And he doеsn't seem to care that he's goin' nowherе
Just a-crawlin' on his belly all day

[Chorus]
Well, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo
[Verse 3]
Well, there's a honkey hog called Fat Freeda
She's a mother with a very fine fur
But she wallows in her dung and she smears it on her young
And they're turnin' out just like her
You know the freak that can move the mountain
Is the freak that can pull the plow
But the freak that can speak with his tongue in his cheek
Is a-sittin' here singin' right now

[Chorus]
Hey, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo
Who? You
I said, how do you do?
How do you do?
How do you do? How do you do?
Welcome to the zoo