Plump Pardon

When the president speaks

You have to keep

Your objections

And transgressions



If he wants to commit crime

And he's worth a pretty dime

Then let him have his way

His orange skin will get you payed



Let him pardon who he wants

Let him jail ole Hillary

America is number one

Why can't the presidency be fun?



Give him that pardon

Give it too him like a plump pardon

Kitty kitty pardon fun

Maybe he will give you one



Give him that pardon

Give it to him like a plump pardon

Kitty kitty pardon fun

Maybe he will give you one

Maybe he will gift you one



Great economy

Greater wall and great no tacos

No more obama

No more katy kats either



Let him pardon who he wants

Let him jail ole Hillary

America is number one

Why can't the presidency be fun?



Give him that pardon

Give it too him like a plump pardon

Gagadaily pardon fun

Maybe he will give you one



Maybe he will give you one...