*get off head-mic*

YEAH YOU F* CRAZY KID ! *poses*

My.. name.. -breathes- is... LADY GAGA!

Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, FRANDA! Etrangers, Stranger.. Gloutlékzo.. ah ya! je suis Enchantée.. so happy to see you, Reste stay.. uh.. uh. willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome to Cabxret!, au cabxret, PARIS, ARTRAVEE -vibratos-. Welcome to the artRAVE!

6 years ago I put out a song I wrote call ‘’Just Dance’’ and since that day, was the birth of one of the most authentic fanbases in the F* Universe !
People say we just dress the same, but that is not true in fact, look around, we are dress very different
But what we do have in common is our ideas about love. Our ideas about equality, acceptance, compassion, tolerance. And tonight we come together in the spirit of ARTPOP and f* creative freedom!
How many people.. qui est une artiste ? -look around-
You do not need a contract to be an artist, you do not need a manager to be an artist, You do not need an agency or money to be an artist, all you need is F* CANVAS AND A PAINTBRUSH. Tonight celebrate your wild mind, your passion.. hold on to that glimmer of hope inside of you that lxves to create, and spread lxve with every invention that you make, La France... For those of you who know and lxve ARTPOP, welcome, this is the ultimate experience -smiles-. And for those of you who just came to hear the hits, you must not know me very well.. I suggest then you grab a glowstick and a little monster, and maybe a f. drink or GCT THE F* OCT HERE IT’S MXNICURE!
OH YEAH! HANDS UP!

[Verse 1]
Put some lipstick on!
Perfume your ncck and slcp your hcgh heels on
Rinse and curl your hair!
Loosen your hips and get a dress to wear!
I'm the one who's been coming 'round!
Looking to love in you
You're the medicine, I need to heal!
The way you make me feel!

[Chorus]
I'm gon' be MANiCURED -dances-
You wanna be man cured
 Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be man cured
Salon’s enough for her not to feel so insecure
Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be take care'n of
[Post-Chorus]
Can you feel it? Can you feel it? -turn-
Can you feel it? I’m addicted to the love that you garner!
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
LEVEZ LES MAINS, NOW JUMP !

[Verse 2]
T* me in the dark
Put your h* all over my b* parts -walk with mic stand-
T* on the bed
S*, tease me, please me, that's what I said!
'Cause I'm the trick who's been coming 'round *looks dancer*
Looking to lcve in you!
You're the, the medicine!
I need to heal the way, the way, the way you make me feel AAAHH ! -run-


[Chorus]
I'm gon' be MANiCURED -sit-
You wanna be man cured
Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be man cured
Salon’s enough for her
Not to feel so insecure
Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be take care'n of
[Post-Chorus]
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
Can you feel it? I’m addicted to the love that you garner
-give mic to dancer-
YEEAAAAAHHHH !!!

[Bridge]
Man cure
…
Heal me, 'cause I'm addicted to love
Save me, 'cause I'm addicted to love
Man cure

[Chorus]
I'm gon' be MANiCURED -lays and touch hands*
You wanna be man cured
Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be man cured!
Salon’s enough for her!
Not to feel so insecure!
Ma-ma-ma-MANiCURE
She wanna be take care'n of
Oooh! OoOoh! Oooh!


[Post-Chorus]
Oooh! OoOoh! Oooh!
The love that you garner
Can you feel it? Can you feel it?
Alright, put your hands up. Let’s bring some Chicago pop, techno pop, TO PARIS! *jump*
AAAAHH.. ! MANICURE ! *run*

-CLLG-

[Verse 1: Lady Gaga]
Stuntin' all day
Swag on 100 million
Private plane *point mic*
Sip champagne *point mic*
Sold-out show *point mic*
Iced-out wrist
Iced-out chain
I’m deep up in the fucking game
Everybody knows my name
Diamond ring, *point mic*
Diamond ring in your face
Fuck your face, trick bitch
Fuck your life, trick bitch
I’m shaked up and I’ll fuck your wife
Fuck your life you bitch ass trick