[Intro]
Hands up in the air!
Hands up in the air!
Hands up in the air!
Are you wearin' underwear?

Sweet Caroline

[Verse 1]
Where it began
I can't begin to knowin'
But then I know it's growing strong
Was in the spring
And spring became the summer (what summer?)
Who'd have believed you'd come along

[Pre-Chorus]
Hands, touchin' hands
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

[Chorus]
Sweet Caroline (ooh ahh)
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined (ooh ahh)
To believe they never would
And now I...
[Verse 2]
But now I look at the night
And it don't seem so lonely
Becausе we fill it up with only two
And when I hurt
Hurtin' runs off my shoulders
But how could I hurt whеn I'm holdin' you?

[Pre-Chorus]
One, touchin' One
Reachin' out, touchin' me, touchin' you

[Chorus]
Sweet Caroline (ooh ahh)
Good times never seemed so good
I've been inclined (ooh ahh)
To believe they never would
Oh no no

[Bridge]
Let's hear ya
(Phone rings)
Hello? No I can't talk now, I'm in the middle of a gig
Here, listen to this

Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Sweet.. sweet what?

[Outro]
Sweet Caroline (what about the good times?)
Good times never seemed so good (where have ya been?)
Sweet Caroline
I've been inclined
To believe they never could (Dustin Diamond!)
Sweet Caroline

(Phone rings)
Hello? Here, keep it down youse lot. It's Caroline on the phone!
Here, what do you think of that song I did for ya?
What do you mean, your name's Concepta?
Ahh sweet (beep beep)