I Could Use A Woman If You Could Use A Man

Most of my time is spent alone now

I’m a little older but I don’t feel I’ve grown

I’ve been hanging around such a long time

I don’t talk to my neighbours, I don’t want to know



Oh my manic low, dear

Oh my romantic soul

Oh my manic low, dear

God damn my romantic soul



I’ve always been the type of guy who gets dressed up to visit a whore

Yes, I can be childish

Yes, I can be stupid

But I can’t go on living the way that I’ve been living any more



Oh my manic low, dear

Oh my romantic soul

Oh my manic low, dear

God damn my romantic soul



You can always act surprised

If I’m not there

You can always roll your eyes

Pretend you don’t care



I’m touching knees with your girlfriend

‘Cause fair is fair

I’m scared of many things

But never a game of truth or dare



Now I’m eating beans out of a can

I could use a woman if you could use a man