You Must Have Been Crazy

I heard it said you were the greatest lover

And that no woman could get enough

I heard it said you were the greatest lover

Never to give love



Arguments in the chip shop

Drunken birds, stolen kisses

Where's your missus? Where's your missus?

Now, you're out drunk and playing the typical thug



If you were on your toes then I suppose you'd know

That while the cat's away, his woman's bound to grow

No, I'm no knight in shining armour

I just treat her right

Remind her what she means to me every night



You must have been crazy

You must have been out of your mind

You must have been crazy

To let her out of your sight



Yeah, you're used to getting lots of women

But what kinds of women are those?

Docile, brainless whiskey tarts with pantyhose for hearts

You had a good thing and you fucked it up and that's what stings

When you realize friend, you're alone again

It's nobody's fault but you're own



You must have been crazy

You must have been out of your mind

You must have been crazy

To let her out of your sight



If I

See you again

I would still

Be your friend

Because it's easier

To forgive

Than to forget