[Verse 1]
Well, if you like romance and dinner for two
Then valentine's day is just perfect for you
But if you're like the rest of us, then it's really a drag
Because all of that shit just makes me gag

[Chorus]
And I don't want a valentine
Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine
Stay at home, all by myself
With my cat watching Netflix on the couch

[Verse 2]
Everywhere I look, I see roses and hearts
And I feel the strong urge to tear them all apart
And people are desperately flirting, because they know
That on valentine's day they'll be all alone
And there's boxes of chocolate and holding hands
As the lovers all make stupid valentines plans
Cupid shoots an arrow through the air
Well, I'm single this year, so I really don't care

[Chorus]
And I don't want a valentine
Just a fifth of Jack Daniels and a bottle of wine
Stay at home, all by myself
With my cat watching Netflix on the couch