[Chorus 1]
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler
Literally Hitler, literally Hitler
Everyone I don’t like is literally Hitler
Let's have a look and see

[Verse 1]
You got Donald Trump, PewDiePie, and Pepe The Frog
Hand signs, free speech, follow Godwin's law
Pro-life conservatives, grammar police
White men, YouTubers, people who eat meat
Yeah, everyone I don’t like is literally Hitler
Everyone except for me

[Chorus 2]
Everyone I hate is a literal Nazi
Literal Nazi, literal Nazi
Everyone I hate is a literal Nazi
Let's have a look and see

[Verse 2]
Jordan Peterson, Nazi!
Gamergate, Nazi!
Feminists, Nazi!
Shakespeare plays, Nazi!
Barack Obama, Nazi!
George W. Bush, Nazi!
Bill Clinton, Nazi!
Ronald Regan, Nazi!
Yeah, everyone I hate is a literal Nazi
Everyone except for me
[Chorus 3]
Everything I don't like is literally Hitler
Literally Hitler, literally Hitler
Everything I don't like is literally Hitler
Let's have a look and see

[Verse 3]
Comic books, Hitler!
Comedians, Hitler!
Capitalism, Hitler!
Socialism, Hitler!
Criticism, Hitler!
Men's Rights activism, Hitler!
Sexual dimorphism, Hitler!
Facts, Hitler!
Donald Duck, Hitler!
Manspreading, Hitler!
Babies, Hitler!
4chan, Hitler!
Science, Hitler!
Gun control, Hitler!
Statistics, Hitler!
Milk, Hitler!

[Outro]
Yeah, everyone I don't like is literally Hitler
Everyone except for me
Everyone except for me